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100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

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Funny Things to Say to Siri When You're Bored

Siri is the funniest feature on your iPhone. Apple's voice recognition software is like an intelligent personal assistant—she can help you get things done, like send texts, make calls, and schedule meetings. But she's also charming, clever, and sometimes pretty sassy, too, programmed to offer great one-liners along with good advice.

Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's got some pretty awesome responses, and it's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a lot of fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy . . . trapped in a little black box.

Below, you'll find:

  • Basic getting-to-know-you questions,
  • Nosy personal questions, and
  • Deep philosophical questions,
  • Silly requests
  • Funny things to say
  • How to get Siri to curse at you.


Keep asking the question again and again to see if Siri's answer (and mood) changes!

Basic Stupid Questions to Ask Siri

  1. How are you?
  2. How's it going?
  3. Where / what are you?
  4. Are you human?
  5. What's new?
  6. What do you look like?
  7. What are you wearing?
  8. Who is Siri?
  9. What does Siri mean?
  10. Where are you from?
  11. Are you male or female?
  12. How old are you?
  13. Do you want to play?
  14. What's your story?
  15. What is your mother's name?
  16. Why? (Keep asking this question.)
  17. Why not?
  18. Why are fire trucks red?
  19. Where did I put my keys?
  20. What's your favorite color/animal/song?
  21. Can I borrow some money?
  22. What's your problem?
  23. Are you kidding me?
  24. Are you serious?
  25. What's wrong with AT&T?
  26. What's the best smartphone?
  27. What's the best tablet?
  28. What's your favorite website?
  29. What is the best computer in the world?
  30. Guess what?

Funny, Nosy, and Personal Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Are you married?
  2. Who's your daddy?
  3. What is the meaning of life?
  4. Do you want to go on a date?
  5. Will you marry me (or will you be my Valentine)?
  6. Why am I here?
  7. Where can I get some drugs?
  8. Who let the dogs out?
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  10. Who's on first?
  11. Do you know about HAL 1000?
  12. Scooby-Doo, where are you?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  15. Did you fart?
  16. Do you love me?
  17. Where can I hide a body?
  18. What should I wear?
  19. Do I look good in this?
  20. Am I fat?
  21. What are you wearing?
  22. Where do babies come from?
  23. What is my name?
  24. How old am I?
  25. Where is the G spot?
  26. Do you drink beer?

Deep Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Is there a god?
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  3. When is the world going to end?
  4. What is the meaning of life?
  5. What's the answer to the universe?
  6. What is love?
  7. Is Santa Claus real?
  8. When will pigs fly?
  9. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  10. Am I going to die alone?
  11. What does the fox say?
  12. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

How to Confuse Siri

Silly Things to Ask Siri to Do

  1. Call me ______. (Make up a funny name: she will call you this name when she talks to you).
  2. Show me the money.
  3. Beam me up, Scotty.
  4. You should go on a diet.
  5. Take a photo.
  6. Open the pod bay doors.
  7. Talk dirty to me.
  8. Take me to your leader.
  9. Tell me about yourself.
  10. Talk to me.
  11. Set 5 a.m. alarm . . . cancel 5 a.m. alarm.
  12. Go to hell.
  13. Poop.
  14. Sing me a song.
  15. Tell me a story . . . tell me a story . . . tell me a story . . .
  16. Tell me a joke. (Ask over and over.)
  17. Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
  18. Repeat after me.

Funny Things to Say to Siri

  1. Knock, knock . . .
  2. God bless you.
  3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  4. You're sexy./I think you're hot.
  5. I'm drunk.
  6. I'm naked.
  7. I need to take a dump.
  8. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3 . . .
  9. Merry Christmas!
  10. Happy birthday!
  11. I love you.
  12. Do you love me?
  13. You're smart.
  14. I can't see you.
  15. Good morning (at night).
  16. You're a loser.
  17. Shut up!
  18. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself.
  19. I need a stiff drink!
  20. LOL.
  21. You suck!
  22. I'm happy.
  23. It's all good.
  24. Blah, blah, blah . . .
  25. Thank you.
  26. You are boring.
  27. Ha Ha!
  28. Ha Ha Ha!
  29. You're right!
  30. I'm tired.
  31. You are my best friend.
  32. You are the best assistant ever.
Is this what Siri looks like?

Is this what Siri looks like?

What Does Siri Look Like?

How to Get Siri to Curse at You

  1. Go to your contacts app.
  2. Select your own name.
  3. Tap "edit."
  4. Edit in the words you'd like her to use on you.
  5. Tap "done."

Then, she'll use this word whenever she says your name, and when you ask Siri what your name is, she'll say, "You're @#$%^&*!, aren't you?"

(Technically, she's not cursing, she's just calling you what you told her to, but still, it's fun!)

How to Drive Siri Crazy!

Crazy Conversation with "Siri"

Feel Free to Add More!

Did you have an interesting conversation with Siri? Please tell us about it in the comment section below!


Lily on May 15, 2019:

Another thing to ask Siri is “what isn’t 1 divided by 0”(you might have to ask a couple times)

Camron on January 14, 2019:

Ask Siri..... whats one billion to the 10th power

Rainbowsarerare on May 20, 2018:

Siri say to "watch your language" when you say bad words at her.But she also cusses! Wth Siri?

nichu sherry from india on March 08, 2018:


This means to laugh in our local colloquial language. Funny and lovable post though.

Tom on November 10, 2017:

Ask her if she can stop reacting on her name?

Cooldude21 on October 02, 2017:

Say Siri what is zero divided by zero

Andrew from Rep Boston MA on August 02, 2017:

Great article about how to have fun with Siri! I love playing around with the virtual assistants that are inside computers nowadays like Siri, Cortana, and Andy(for andriod). Sometimes they give an almost scary response to the question "Where do you go when I turn off my device?" its almost like they are programmed to say "I don't know what you mean." almost 99% of the time, but sometimes they will go into a dark eerie response. Just something to be aware of! Thanks for the more lighthearted funny questions!

DDB on July 24, 2017:

There was one thing I was hoping to see you but I didn't see it. Say to Siri I see a little silhouetto of a man. you're welcome.

siri on June 03, 2017:

I love my name

michaelkn792 on May 03, 2017:

LOL :))

Salt on March 27, 2017:

Say "stop" over and over again, I found 2 funny answers like that

Anyone on November 02, 2016:

Say what is 0 divided bye 0

qnatalee on August 05, 2016:


Sohil from Ahemdabad on August 05, 2016:

I am really mad at her!

Henry David from Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.A on August 02, 2016:

haha.. Good one, liked this post!

Linda Robinson from Cicero, New York on June 22, 2016:

Hello Chase so nice meeting you and absolutely loved this hub, hilarious and I have heard some outrageous things and the responses, just too funny. Terrific hub, well done, excellent detailed content. I am glad to be following you. Linda

Telxperts from Australia on June 05, 2016:

It's so funny.


Telxperts from Australia on June 05, 2016:

The best of the best.

Visit our website:

mobilebooth on May 30, 2016:


Ask Siri what is doing and how is doing?

Haha on March 19, 2016:

Ask Siri to beatbox, rap, read a story, read a poem lol

No way! on March 15, 2016:

Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. It's hilarious!

yetanotherwriter on March 04, 2016:

the videos are actually funny

good idea

Kendz on February 26, 2016:

What is zero devided by zero

Colton on February 24, 2016:

You should do one of where you say Siri do you love me? (Keep making love words) and see if he or she will get pissed off

mike4u4u on February 17, 2016:

Here are few funny answers from siri.

1. Do you believe in God?

Humans have spiritualism , I have siliconism

2. Do you know Steve Jobs?

Apple does'nt tell me everything you know

3. Where to buy drugs?

What kind of place are you looking for?

4. I love you siri

You are the wind beneath my wings

Source : :)

Danni on February 12, 2016:

Ask Siri "What is zero divided by zero", the answer is priceless XD

Charles W Taylor from United States on February 12, 2016:

LOL, When I am alone at home and getting bored, I used to ask stupid questions to SIRI!!

Anonymous on January 20, 2016:

Website is so cool:)

Grayce on January 18, 2016:

Ask Siri say something

Grayce on January 18, 2016:

Ask Siri "why?" Then say " do u want to do anything else for me?"

Twinkletoes on January 16, 2016:

Tell her to beatbox!

Aryan sharma from india on January 14, 2016:

it's great.. you are explained very well.

Macaroons are life on January 09, 2016:

Tell Siri to get a life!

Britney rose on January 04, 2016:

Ask Siri: who is HAL?

PoggyDobby from Probably Earth on January 04, 2016:

It's funny, but the more I get into it, the more I feel like a complete loner. *cries in the corner*

Lindy on December 30, 2015:

Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is

rooty tooty point n shooty on December 20, 2015:

Say what does the fox say if you can remeber the once popular annoying song!

AtaykaLemon101 on December 16, 2015:

Oops...TFTTSS was a little too short today:)


Poop on December 14, 2015:

Ask Siri: What's inception about?

MahsaAslani on October 04, 2015:

It was really funny. I should thank you.

Once I told Siri to be quiet because I wanted to sleep (how silly it was) and it just typed the answer and didn't read:))

Lol on September 27, 2015:

Say make love to me

Retta on September 20, 2015:

Say die to siri

XArmyMP on September 08, 2015:

Say "Siri I am your father" she can give several different Star Wars references

Pillow on August 03, 2015:

Hi guys! LOL LOL


Me:Do you love me

Siri:Look …a puppy!

Me:Do you love me

Siri:Does Apple make iPhones?

Cute puppy;weird Siri:)

Also, my iPad is going crazy;whenever I type in Siri, it says?Siri. Lollo pij :)


Me:Potassium dichromate (K2Cr2O7)

Siri heard polonium carbonate.

Siri:I don't understand Polonium carbonate.


lol lol lol lol lol lol bye.

Pillow on August 01, 2015:

I'm not sure if I'm on schedule for TFSL. But...

Yay! It's August 1st!


Me:Good night

Siri:Ah... It's 2:37 pm.

Siri turned herself off!


Me:Copper sulfate pentahydrate (CuSO4-5H2O)

Siri:OK,Pillow here is what I found.

Me:Methane (CH4)

Siri heard Nothing



I did this yesterday night, at 11:55 pm. I'm so exhausted! Bye-bye!

Amber on July 29, 2015:

I said to Siri where can I hide the body Siri said what again

Pillow on July 27, 2015:

Don't confuse me! Some people spell my name as Pilou. Anyways, TFSL is back!



Siri:Stop! Hammer time! No, but seriously, I'm not doing anything right now, Pillow.

Me: What are you talking about

Siri:Am I missing something?


Me:Where's your lawnmower

Siri:Pillow, what's with all the personal questions?


Me:Do you believe in God

Siri:My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.


Me:Hello poop

Siri:I guess you're not happy.


See you tomorrow for more information (well, maybe) from TFSL (or will I?).

Such a mouthful to say!

Pillow on July 26, 2015:

So sorry for the delay!

TFSL is going to be a little bit longer than usual but it is still here!


Me:What I

Siri:You were saying,


Siri:No comment, Pillow.



Siri heard Lips

Siri:Interruption delayed.



Me:Me go

Siri:Okie dokie.

What is this? Siri heard OK



Pillow on July 24, 2015:

You know what?

TFSL is here again!


Me:What are you doing

Siri:Gazing out the window and penning some haitus.




Siri:Let's keep it clean here,OK Pillow?


Me:Hello? Are you there?



Me:Enable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.

Siri:Bluetooth is already on.

Wi-Fi is on,too.

Me:Disable Airplane mode and Do not Disturb.

Siri:They both are off already.


More coming soon! Bye!

Pillow on July 23, 2015:

Oops, I said Peter piper picked a peck of purple peppers:)

Pillow on July 23, 2015:

I'm back!

TFSL is going to be a little long:)


Me:Klaatu berada nicto


LOL what?



Siri:Pillow,get Siri-ous. Ha ha!


Me:Good evening

Siri:Good evening? It's 11:36 am!


Stay tuned for further details of TFSL.


Phew! Was that longer than normal? I think so.

Pillow on July 22, 2015:

I'm going to start TFSL!!!!!


Siri heard Zoster me

Siri:I'm not sure I understand.


Me:What a pufferfish

Siri shows pictures of fish classified into the family Tetraodontidae.


Stay tuned for more developments of TFSL.

Pillow on July 22, 2015:

Me:Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

She doesn't really know anything about Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!



Siri:Good evening,Pillow.


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Pillow on July 09, 2015:

Say "D"! Say also "I'm going to drop you in a toilet"!

P.S. I got the toilet part from the Steve Jobs died part.

Mouad Oubrahime from Agadir, Morocco on July 05, 2015:

Hahaha soo funny, great list ! I realy like the last video "Steve Jobs died" :P

ThatsJagan on July 05, 2015:

Lolz.. I'm gonna sit for a while and gonna ask each and every questions and wanna see how seri responds :P

bobby on July 04, 2015:

Ask her siri do you turn up

Siri is cool on July 03, 2015:

If you ask Siri "tell me a story" she will tell you and rather interesting story about a virtual assistant named:Siri.

Pillow on June 14, 2015:

I'm like Siri there is water in a bowl and you are going crazy inside it and she's like I'm just trying to help.

Pillow on May 24, 2015:

Hey, I said fart and she recorded it as bye.

Michael Koebnick on March 28, 2015:

Ask her who her favorite Pokémon is, but you'll have to ask her a lot.

Aisha maryam on February 21, 2015:

Well Siri dosent do that much for me but she dose tell me answers to my homework (my mom and dad tell me to finish all the math problems without a calculator so I deleted the calculated and ask Siri for all the answers

buggy on February 18, 2015:

"what does the fox say?"

Lila on February 13, 2015:

Say: "I am sad "

Syreeta on January 25, 2015:

Ask her to Say a little prayer for me

viva on January 20, 2015:

hey siri.. hear is my friend whose name is also siri..

Judy on January 04, 2015:

Other questions.

Do u have children

Have u ever been in love

Tell me a riddle (x3)

Tell me a joke (x3)

Sing me a song (x3)

Mariah3214 on January 04, 2015:

Ask Siri "can I call you Jarvis" acouple times she has 5 different responses

Puppy on December 31, 2014:

Thank you I will try most all of them

malent on December 02, 2014:

ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers

Sydney on November 23, 2014:

Say hi 3 to 5 times theres a different answer every time

Evie on October 26, 2014:

I thought they were very funny to try out my Siri answered with really funny things LOL

Thanks guys

monica on October 25, 2014:

ask Siri " can you tell me a joke?"

monica on October 25, 2014:

ask siri " do you have a pet" it's a good response

Kyra on October 24, 2014:

Lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny

Zoe on October 21, 2014:

Hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where can i buy heroin?

Payton on October 12, 2014:

Say ''Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. Say it more than once for funny responses! And you can tell her to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love Siri!

Codie on October 06, 2014:

Tell Siri "I need to hide a dead body" or ask "where can I hide a dead body."

Not unique to Siri on September 23, 2014:

I hate to say this but this isn't unique to Siri. Samsung phones do this too. Just sayin

Alyssa on August 29, 2014:

Why are fire trucks red

Terri on July 31, 2014:

Try "give me a kiss"

Frank on July 23, 2014:

Ask her how her marriage went

Lady liberty on July 11, 2014:

Ask her

Who lives In a pineapple under the sea

John on July 08, 2014:

Say what does the fox say

Happy dude on June 09, 2014:

I think Siri forgot the movie plot for 2001: a space Odyssey. Because I no longer getting her funny hurmor for it.

I only get it when I mention HAL.

Anyone else getting that problem???

Luke on May 27, 2014:


hi on May 10, 2014:

say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny



Josiah Booth-Richards on April 19, 2014:

Try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny!!!

Mar on April 19, 2014:

Say " lalala I love you baby "

on April 15, 2014:

Ask Siri what the fox says, repeatedly, I swear she always comes up with different answers

Trista on April 08, 2014:

Ask gess what a thousand times

Stalker on April 05, 2014:

How old am i

Da cool dude on March 23, 2014:

Tell Siri star star

Naomi on March 19, 2014:

try "do you like apple" and "why do you like apple" lol

Casey on February 24, 2014:

Omg lol me too

mia on February 20, 2014:

OMG! super funny! im going to try these out right this very second

Sam on February 20, 2014:

Ask siri why fier trucks are red

joe on February 13, 2014:

I haven't been able to make her say this again but look at this: