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100+ Funny Selfie Quotes and Caption Ideas

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Funny Selfie Quotes and Caption Ideas

Funny Selfie Quotes and Caption Ideas

Do you like taking selfies? Well, the real question is—who doesn’t like taking selfies?!

Nowadays, mostly everyone has access to a smartphone with camera. With a simple tap of a button, you’ve got a selfie!

Do you know what else people nowadays try to be? Yup, everyone wants to be funny and witty!

So, this is the perfect opportunity to mix the best of both worlds! Selfies plus funny and witty quotes and captions equals—rib-tickling attention!

I guarantee you. This collection of various entertaining lines for your selfies won’t let you down.

Funny Selfie Captions for Guys

  • Look at these muscles.
  • Sizzling hot!
  • “Time to witness the handsome!” - Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
  • I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
  • Did I make your heart skip a bit?
  • Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?
  • My skin and bones have seen better days.
  • I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my own way.
  • I know that looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case.
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • Who’s a good boy? I am!
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Humorous Selfie Captions For Girls

  • I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)
  • This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Crazy hair, don't care.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
  • I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
  • How much do I weigh? One hundred and sexy!
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Extremely Hilarious Selfie Lines

  • My dog dared me to do this selfie.
  • Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘g’ in the word ‘lasagna’.
  • The cat made me do it, I swear!
  • I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.
  • Reality called, so I hung up.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
  • Fresher than you.
  • I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • All of my imaginary friends says I need therapy.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • What do you think of the beautiful view?
  • I’m probably going to regret this in 3...2...1...
  • It’s sexy time!
  • Life is a soup and I’m a fork!
  • This selfie is so good, I can’t believe it’s me.
  • I’m printing this selfie and putting it on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star.
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Witty and Fun Selfie Quotes and Slogans

  • Salty but sweet.
  • Say cheese...sticks!
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Sending this selfie to NASA...because I’m a star!
  • I believe in the selfie that believes in me!
  • Take a ride on my energy.
  • Shameless self-promotion is an underappreciated art form. Let’s fix that.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.
  • My life’s purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others.
  • Dare to be a doughnut in a world full of plain bagels.
  • To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
  • Coffee and confidence.
  • Showing myself at my worst, so the next time I post a selfie, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
  • I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • You won't see another selfie like this from me for another seven months
  • Laughing under the clouds.
  • Hey, don’t be sad. Just so you know, sad backwards is das—and das not good!
  • This is why we can’t have nice things.
  • I’m headed to outer space with the rest of the stars.
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead.
  • My excuse is that I’m young.
  • Always remember that you’re unique...just like everyone else.
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Amusing Caption Ideas for Selfies

  • I don’t need to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!
  • Notice me, senpai!
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • Friday—my second favorite ‘F’ word!
  • Remember that broken crayons still color.
  • When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until noon. Yeah, I know, I’m a problem solver.
  • If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
  • They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
  • I don’t always study, but when I do—I don’t!
  • The truth is—I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
  • Started from the bottom, now we’re here.
  • I took these photo to distract myself from intense hunger.
  • You only live once. But, if you do it right, once is enough.
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • Smile big, laugh often.
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. There, I just taught you how to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was ALIENS!
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Comments

Camden Whitehurst on June 24, 2020:

Yes omg

jintu on April 01, 2020:

so good