A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wi-Fi Names
Sam dreams of a world where every network gets an awesome name and every person gets enough fiber.
Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to. Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting - your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother. What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully this list inspires you and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.
Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.
Funny Wifi Names
- Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
- Wi-Fight the Inevitable
- It Burns When IP
- Abraham Linksys
- Silence of the LAN
- Bandwidth Together
- Nacho Wifi
- No More Mister Wifi
- No LAN for the Wicked
- I Believe Wi Can Fi
- Where the Wild Pings Are
- New England Clam Router
- Go Go Router Rangers
- IP Steady Streams
- The Promised LAN
- PorqueFi
- The LAN Before Time
- Slower than Yo Momma
- LAN of Milk and Honey
- The LAN of the Free
- I Did Your Wifi Last Night
- Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
- Wham Bam Thank You LAN
- Winter WonderLAN
- The Internet
- Click Here for Wifi
- Click Here to Download
- I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
- Move On
- IP a Lot
- Jump on the Bandwidth
- Bandwidth on the Run
- Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
- Titanic Syncing
- Get off my LAN
- This LAN Is My LAN
- This LAN is Your LAN
- Untrusted Network
- No Internet Access
- Connected, Secured
- Router? I Hardly Knew Her
- Who Pooped in the Pool
- Dunder MiffLAN
- SmartToilet8000
- Definitely Not Wifi
- Escaped Nigerian Prince
- Whose Car Alarm is That
- If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet
- I Left the Seat Up
- Byte Me
- You Fart Pretty Loud
Cool Names for Wifi Networks
- Keep it on the Download
- Wu Tang LAN
- Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
- The Password is...
- Open Sesame
- Everyday I’m buffering
- Girls Gone Wireless
- Lag Out Loud
- Hit the Road Jack Input
- And Don’t You Come Back
- No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
- Blind Sight
- Keep it on the download
- Wifi Fever
- Now you see me…
- Sweet Victory
- Life on the Line
- Cut the Wire
- Wi-Fi, do you love me?
- Since 1997
- AA Meeting
- Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
- Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
- Pokemon Slo
- Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
- Modem Pole
- Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
- Wi-Fry Chicken
- Lifeblood
- Living on the Wire
- Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
- W^3
- Join My Bandwidth
- Wifi Art Thou Romeo
- Russian Hackers
- We've Got the Goods
- Guess Where We Live
- Is it me you're looking for?
- 12C is the Loneliest Number
- Safe Levels of Radiation
Clever Wifi Names
- Panic at the Cisco
- Wi-Fight the Feeling
- IanTernet
- Cheeses Take the Wheel
- For Whom the Belkin Tolls
- RIP Net Neutrality
- Who What When Where WiFi
- Wi FI Fo Fum
- JackPott
- Printer Only
- Daily Bread
- Duke of URL
- My Name is URL
- URL of Sandwich
- Searching…
- One if by LAN…
- AAAAAAAAAA
- Wi of the Figer
- FBI Channel 90210
- FBI Van 13
- Surveillance Van
- Witness Protection
- Tell My Wifi Love Her
- Tell Your Wifi Love Her
- Your Wifi My Kids
- It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
- Get Your Own
- Amish Rebel
- Click and Die
- Double Click to Connect
- Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
- Very Slow
- You Will Regret This
- Wi FiLicia
- Rick Rolled
- $1 per hour
- The Internet
- Clever Wifi is Clever
- Fourth Floor Wifi
- Reserved for Guests I Hate
- No Connections Available
- Connection Failed
- Loading…
- Please Wait...
Nerdy Wifi Names
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- A LANister Never Forgets
- Winternet is Coming
- House LANister
- LANnisters Pay Their Debts
- LANnisters Send Their Regards
- House LANnister
- You Shall Not Password
- The Ping of the North
- The Mad Ping
- Ping's LANding
- House of Black and Wifi
- Comcasterly Rock
- Routers of Rohan
- Lord of the Ping
- One Wifi to Rule Them All
- LANdalf
- Huge Tracts of LAN
- The Black Links
- The Force
- May the Wi-Force Be With You
- These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
- A long time ago...
- Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
- 404 Network Unavailable
- Alt-255
- 8hz WAN IP
- That’s What She SSID
- Unregistered Hypercam 2
- Spiderman’s World Wide Web
- E=MC Square Dance
- Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
- A Linksys to the Past
- Skynet
- Your Wifi is in Another Castle
- Occam’s Router
- Troy and Abed in the Modem
- hey its me ur wifi
- Not A Pokestop
- Wild Wifi Appeared
- Banana Stand Money
Harry Potter Wifi Names
- Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
- rIP Hedwig
- Platform Nine and Three Routers
- Common Room Wifi
- Yer A Wifi Harry
- Hagrid’s Hut
- Accio Internet
- Dumbledore's IT Staff
- Connecto Patronum
- Squibs Only
- Floo Network
Star Wars Wifi Names
- The Force
- May the Wi-Force Be With You
- Jar Jar Linksys
- These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
- A long time ago...
- Let the Wifi Win
- I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
- Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
- Forest Moon of Endor
- Docking Bay 94
Random Names for Networks
- I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
- Inigo the Modem
- Usa Usa Usa Usa
- Never gonna give you wifi
- Two Girls One Router
- MothersMaidenName
- Password is Password
- Password is Gullible
- Upload the rain download in africa
- The LAN down under
- Spread the Wealth
- Pretty Fly for a WiFi
- I’m too sexy for WiFi
- Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
- You Click, I Pay
- NSFW
- Try Me
- Full bars
- Hide you wifi
- Cup of sugar
- Close your bathroom curtains
- Work Only
- Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
- Battle of the Bandwidth
- Work Hard Play Hard
- Connect Automatically
- VirusFree
- VirusRUs
- Missed Connections
- You’re WiFired!
- For Sale Inquire Within
- Changed to Protect the Innocent
- This Space Left Intentionally Blank
- Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
- Thanks Obama
- Simon Says No Wifi
- Modem Family
- Penny get your own wifi
- Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
- I Believe Wi can Fi
- AOL Dialup
- Your Brain On Drugs
- Got Milk?
- No Soup For You
- Vandelay Industries
- Recorded for quality and training purposes
- Ready to Mingle
- Bathroom Cam 2
- We Were On A Break!
- Herpes Positive
- To Be or not to Be
- Routy McRouterface
- Big Busty Asians
- Area 51
- Brave Little Router
- o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
- Drop and give me 20
- Clean your glasses!
- Gone Catfishing
- That itchy feeling
- Cash is king
- My Wifu
- Free Public Wifi
- Candy in the Van
- ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
- Capture the Lag
- Go Go Gadget Internet
- The Matrix
- Shaken not Stirred
- Cunnilinksys
- Pawnee City Hall
Wifi Names Inspired by People
- Chance the Router
- Bill Wi, the Science Fi
- Formerly Known as Prints
- Art Vandelay
- H.E. Pennypacker
- Abraham Linksys
- John Wilkes Bluetooth
- Benjamin FrankLAN
- Alexander Graham Belkin
- Theodore Routervelt
- Franklin Delano Routervelt
- Vladimir Routin
- Vladimir Computin
- Linksys Lohan
- Winona Router
- John Claude WAN Damme
- Ludwig WAN Beethoven
- Abraham WAN Helsing
- LAN Halen
- LAN Morrison
- Phillip J. WiFry
- Iron LAN
- SpiderLAN
- LANdo Calrissian
- LAN Solo
- Obi WAN Kenobi
- Bilbo Laggins
- Frodo Laggins
- Torrent Gump
- Hodor
- Lord Voldemodem
This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.
Comments
Al-Soltana on September 02, 2020:
WPA/WPA2-PSK Mixed
David on August 15, 2020:
2.4 gig is Event Horizon and 5.0 gig is Stargate
;-; on August 07, 2020:
cool
Evan on June 07, 2020:
Corona-Emitting 5G Tower
CaspersGhoul on June 06, 2020:
I called mine "$10 first"
That way when anyone comes over...
Friend: can i use that your wifi?
Me: sure
Friend: whats the name?
Me: thatll be $10 first, mate!
I either get a weird look and $10 handed to me or a weird look and a laugh, either way, im up for it!
AA.Lee on April 24, 2020:
FBI open up
Lol
meshif on April 14, 2020:
My Giga Hertz When IP
Sudheer on April 04, 2020:
Have a Byte!
708-368-8544 on March 10, 2020:
The “Wu Tang LAN” was funny
Ben on March 06, 2020:
Undercover police van
Tom on February 23, 2020:
LAN of constant sorrow
Eddie M. on February 12, 2020:
I have two that I came up with and that I use:
“We’re watching you”
“Freeloaders”
Charlie J on January 31, 2020:
2Fly4WiFi
Robert C on January 08, 2020:
A LAN Down by the River
Lucas on December 27, 2019:
C'mon. It says i name you man and wifi. Obvious mistake. It should be "I name you Lan and Wifi."
KatGrin on December 19, 2019:
Used to call mine - All Men Must WiFi
Ced on December 16, 2019:
Mine is called'' SystemInfected''
noswolf on December 09, 2019:
mine is called ransomware
Corey on December 04, 2019:
HI-fi'V`e Roman style
Olivia Nendick on November 17, 2019:
Bill Wi the Science Fi
DoomsdayIsHere on November 15, 2019:
I've used Skynet as my SSID for long period of time :D
dragonsrcool on October 25, 2019:
what about: "Yell _____ for password" this one would be funny if you lived in apartment.
Chris on October 24, 2019:
LAN of confusion
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Katherine on October 11, 2019:
Mine is I got candy in my LAN
Javier Bonilla on October 05, 2019:
Hillary's emails
Chris on October 04, 2019:
Where the wild Pings are
mordokwan on September 28, 2019:
Dragnet or Car54 WiFi You
Faizan on September 15, 2019:
Try at ur own Risk
Vasko on September 15, 2019:
Obi-LAN Kenobi
prashanth on August 21, 2019:
nice content its very informative
Nitin Wagh on August 19, 2019:
error in connection
guy on July 26, 2019:
Two Girls One Wifi
Hide yo kids hide yo wifi
Will you be my wifi
Md Hasan Ahmed from Dhaka on July 25, 2019:
All are so cool
George on July 16, 2019:
What about ''Connect and Die''?
Midd1efingaU on July 10, 2019:
My wifi name is “How much tou got on the bill?”
I don't know my own name on June 20, 2019:
What about Martin Router king
Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on May 12, 2019:
@derwitheich That's awesome!
derzweiteich on May 08, 2019:
My Wifi's name is "Bluetooth".
Normal conversation:
"Can I use your Wifi?"
"Yes, just connect to Bluetooth."
"No, I mean Internet!"
... :)
Works every single time!
Im_Wald on April 14, 2019:
I made mine Nintendo Wii-fi
thenether9@gmail.com on April 12, 2019:
How about:
Thy Wifi below is a Traitor
JF on February 12, 2019:
Um, how about "DoLAN Trump"
Zer07 on January 28, 2019:
Here a German language version "Wi(chsen) und Fi(cken) hahahahahahahahaha go to google translate
harryPotter on January 15, 2019:
Thanks for your article. You have great and best collection. Thanks for sharing
harry on January 13, 2019:
Best collection Sir. Thanks for sharing. Try to publish some posts related to instagram usernames
Ankit on January 09, 2019:
Best wifi names. Thanks for sharing,
nirjal on January 04, 2019:
WHAT ABOUT No signal
Dub on December 18, 2018:
I'm surprised this isn't "I'm watching you"
Bhuvaneshwaran on December 12, 2018:
How about (H+SP)OT=HOTSPOT
Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on December 08, 2018:
Haha @deineoma, I love that!
DeineOma on December 04, 2018:
How about "No LAN for the Wicked"
funny wifi names on October 16, 2018:
funny wifi names
dipak sinha on October 11, 2018:
nice
Sarah on October 06, 2018:
Great content!
gamer on October 01, 2018:
hilarious
