A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wifi Names

Updated on November 10, 2018
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Sam dreams of a world where every network gets an awesome name and every person gets enough fiber.

Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to. Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting - your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother. What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully this list inspires you and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.

Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.

Funny Wifi Names

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  4. It Burns When IP
  5. Abraham Linksys
  6. Silence of the LAN
  7. Bandwidth Together
  8. Nacho Wifi
  9. No More Mister Wifi
  10. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  11. New England Clam Router
  12. Go Go Router Rangers

  13. IP Steady Streams

  14. The Promised LAN

  15. PorqueFi

  16. The LAN Before Time

  17. Slower than Yo Momma

  18. LAN of Milk and Honey

  19. The LAN of the Free

  20. I Did Your Wifi Last Night

  21. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love

  22. Wham Bam Thank You LAN

  23. Winter WonderLAN

  24. The Internet

  25. Click Here for Wifi

  26. Click Here to Download

  27. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi

  28. Move On
  29. IP a Lot
  30. Jump on the Bandwidth

  31. Bandwidth on the Run

  32. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For

  33. Titanic Syncing

  34. Get off my LAN

  35. This LAN Is My LAN

  36. This LAN is Your LAN

  37. Untrusted Network

  38. No Internet Access

  39. Connected, Secured

  40. Router? I Hardly Knew Her

  41. Who Pooped in the Pool

  42. Definitely Not Wifi

  43. Escaped Nigerian Prince

  44. Whose Car Alarm is That

  45. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet

  46. I Left the Seat Up

  47. Byte Me

  48. You Fart Pretty Loud

Clever Wifi Names

  1. Panic at the Cisco
  2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
  3. IanTernet
  4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
  5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  6. RIP Net Neutrality
  7. Who What When Where WiFi
  8. Wi FI Fo Fum
  9. JackPott
  10. Printer Only
  11. Daily Bread
  12. Searching…
  13. One if by LAN…
  14. AAAAAAAAAA
  15. Wi of the Figer
  16. FBI Channel 90210
  17. FBI Van 13
  18. Surveillance Van
  19. Witness Protection
  20. Tell My Wifi Love Her
  21. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  22. Your Wifi My Kids
  23. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  24. Get Your Own
  25. Amish Rebel
  26. Click and Die
  27. Double Click to Connect
  28. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  29. Very Slow
  30. You Will Regret This
  31. Wi FiLecia
  32. Rick Rolled
  33. $1 per hour
  34. The Internet
  35. Clever Wifi is Clever
  36. Fourth Floor Wifi
  37. Reserved for Guests I Hate
  38. No Connections Available
  39. Connection Failed
  40. Loading…
  41. Please Wait...

Cool Names for Wifi Networks

  1. Keep it on the Download

  2. Wu Tang LAN

  3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi

  4. The Password is...

  5. Open Sesame

  6. Everyday I’m buffering

  7. Girls Gone Wireless

  8. Lag Out Loud

  9. Hit the Road Jack Input

  10. And Don’t You Come Back

  11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo

  12. Blind Sight

  13. Keep it on the download

  14. Wifi Fever

  15. Now you see me…

  16. Sweet Victory

  17. Life on the Line

  18. Cut the Wire

  19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

  20. Since 1997

  21. AA Meeting

  22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

  23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes

  24. Pokemon Slo

  25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

  26. Modem Pole

  27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi

  28. Wi-Fry Chicken

  29. Lifeblood

  30. Living on the Wire

  31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN

  32. W^3

  33. Join My Bandwidth

  34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

  35. Russian Hackers

  36. We've Got the Goods

  37. Guess Where We Live

  38. Is it me you're looking for?

  39. 12C is the Loneliest Number

  40. Safe Levels of Radiation

Nerdy Wifi Names

  1. Bill Wi the Science Fi

  2. A LANister Never Forgets

  3. Winternet is Coming

  4. House LANister

  5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts

  6. LANnisters Send Their Regards

  7. You Shall Not Password

  8. The Ping of the North

  9. The Mad Ping

  10. House of Black and Wifi

  11. Comcasterly Rock

  12. Lord of the Ping

  13. One Wifi to Rule Them All

  14. Routers of Rohan

  15. Huge Tracts of LAN

  16. The Black Links

  17. The Force

  18. May the Wi-Force Be With You

  19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For

  20. A long time ago...

  21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

  22. 404 Network Unavailable

  23. Alt-255

  24. 8hz WAN IP

  25. That’s What She SSID

  26. Unregistered Hypercam 2

  27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web

  28. E=MC Square Dance

  29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi

  30. A Linksys to the Past

  31. Skynet

  32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle

  33. Occam’s Router

  34. Troy and Abed in the Modem

  35. hey its me ur wifi

  36. Not A Pokestop

  37. Wild Wifi Appeared

  38. Banana Stand Money

Harry Potter Wifi Names

  1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

  2. rIP Hedwig

  3. Common Room Wifi

  4. Yer A Wifi Harry

  5. Hagrid’s Hut

  6. Accio Internet

  7. Dumbledore's IT Staff

  8. Connecto Patronum

  9. Squibs Only

  10. Floo Network

Star Wars Wifi Names

  1. The Force
  2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  3. Jar Jar Linksys
  4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  5. A long time ago...
  6. Let the Wifi Win
  7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  9. Forest Moon of Endor
  10. Docking Bay 94

Random Names for Networks

  1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi

  2. Inigo the Modem

  3. Usa Usa Usa Usa

  4. Never gonna give you wifi

  5. Two Girls One Router

  6. MothersMaidenName

  7. Password is Password

  8. Password is Gullible

  9. Upload the rain download in africa

  10. The LAN down under

  11. Spread the Wealth

  12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi

  13. I’m too sexy for WiFi

  14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi

  15. You Click, I Pay

  16. NSFW

  17. Try Me

  18. Full bars

  19. Hide you wifi

  20. Cup of sugar

  21. Close your bathroom curtains

  22. Work Only

  23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi

  24. Battle of the Bandwidth

  25. Work Hard Play Hard

  26. Connect Automatically

  27. VirusFree

  28. VirusRUs

  29. Missed Connections

  30. You’re WiFired!

  31. For Sale Inquire Within

  32. Changed to Protect the Innocent

  33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank

  34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby

  35. Thanks Obama

  36. Simon Says No Wifi

  37. Modem Family

  38. Penny get your own wifi

  39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us

  40. I Believe Wi can Fi

  41. AOL Dialup

  42. Your Brain On Drugs

  43. Got Milk?

  44. No Soup For You

  45. Vandelay Industries

  46. Recorded for quality and training purposes

  47. Ready to Mingle

  48. Bathroom Cam 2

  49. We Were On A Break!

  50. Herpes Positive

  51. To Be or not to Be

  52. Routy McRouterface

  53. Big Busty Asians

  54. Area 51

  55. Brave Little Router

  56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>

  57. Drop and give me 20

  58. Clean your glasses!

  59. Gone Catfishing

  60. That itchy feeling

  61. Cash is king

  62. My Wifu

  63. Free Public Wifi

  64. Candy in the Van

  65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat

  66. Capture the Lag

  67. Go Go Gadget Internet

  68. The Matrix

  69. Shaken not Stirred

  70. Cunnilinksys

Wifi Names Inspired by People

  1. Chance the Router

  2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi

  3. Formerly Known as Prints

  4. Art Vandelay

  5. H.E. Pennypacker

  6. Abraham Linksys

  7. John Wilkes Bluetooth

  8. Benjamin FrankLAN

  9. Alexander Graham Belkin

  10. Theodore Routervelt

  11. Franklin Delano Routervelt

  12. Vladimir Routin

  13. Vladimir Computin

  14. Linksys Lohan

  15. Winona Router

  16. John Claude WAN Damme

  17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven

  18. Abraham WAN Helsing

  19. LAN Halen

  20. LAN Morrison

  21. Phillip J. WiFry

  22. Iron LAN

  23. SpiderLAN

  24. LANdo Calrissian

  25. Obi WAN Kenobi

  26. Bilbo Laggins

  27. Frodo Laggins

  28. Torrent Gump

  29. Hodor

  30. Lord Voldemodem

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