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A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wi-Fi Names

Sam dreams of a world where every network gets an awesome name and every person gets enough fiber.


Funny Wi-Fi Names: Unique and Creative Network Name Ideas

Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to.

Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting—your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother.

What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully, this list inspires you, and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.

Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.

Funny Wi-Fi Names

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  4. It Burns When IP
  5. Abraham Linksys
  6. Silence of the LAN
  7. Bandwidth Together
  8. Nacho Wifi
  9. No More Mister Wifi
  10. No LAN for the Wicked
  11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  12. Where the Wild Pings Are
  13. New England Clam Router
  14. Go Go Router Rangers
  15. IP Steady Streams
  16. The Promised LAN
  17. PorqueFi
  18. The LAN Before Time
  19. Slower than Yo Momma
  20. LAN of Milk and Honey
  21. The LAN of the Free
  22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night
  23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
  24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN
  25. Winter WonderLAN
  26. The Internet
  27. Click Here for Wifi
  28. Click Here to Download
  29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
  30. Move On
  31. IP a Lot
  32. Jump on the Bandwidth
  33. Bandwidth on the Run
  34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
  35. Titanic Syncing
  36. Get off my LAN
  37. This LAN Is My LAN
  38. This LAN is Your LAN
  39. Untrusted Network
  40. No Internet Access
  41. Connected, Secured
  42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her
  43. Who Pooped in the Pool
  44. Dunder MiffLAN
  45. SmartToilet8000
  46. Definitely Not Wifi
  47. Escaped Nigerian Prince
  48. Whose Car Alarm is That
  49. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet
  50. I Left the Seat Up
  51. Byte Me
  52. You Fart Pretty Loud

Cool Names for Wi-Fi Networks

  1. Keep it on the Download
  2. Wu Tang LAN
  3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  4. The Password is...
  5. Open Sesame
  6. Everyday I’m buffering
  7. Girls Gone Wireless
  8. Lag Out Loud
  9. Hit the Road Jack Input
  10. And Don’t You Come Back
  11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
  12. Blind Sight
  13. Keep it on the download
  14. Wifi Fever
  15. Now you see me…
  16. Sweet Victory
  17. Life on the Line
  18. Cut the Wire
  19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?
  20. Since 1997
  21. AA Meeting
  22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  24. Pokemon Slo
  25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  26. Modem Pole
  27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  28. Wi-Fry Chicken
  29. Lifeblood
  30. Living on the Wire
  31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  32. W^3
  33. Join My Bandwidth
  34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  35. Russian Hackers
  36. We've Got the Goods
  37. Guess Where We Live
  38. Is it me you're looking for?
  39. 12C is the Loneliest Number
  40. Safe Levels of Radiation

Clever Network Names

  1. Panic at the Cisco
  2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
  3. IanTernet
  4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
  5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  6. RIP Net Neutrality
  7. Who What When Where WiFi
  8. Wi FI Fo Fum
  9. JackPott
  10. Printer Only
  11. Daily Bread
  12. Duke of URL
  13. My Name is URL
  14. URL of Sandwich
  15. Searching…
  16. One if by LAN…
  18. Wi of the Figer
  19. FBI Channel 90210
  20. FBI Van 13
  21. Surveillance Van
  22. Witness Protection
  23. Tell My Wifi Love Her
  24. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  25. Your Wifi My Kids
  26. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  27. Get Your Own
  28. Amish Rebel
  29. Click and Die
  30. Double Click to Connect
  31. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  32. Very Slow
  33. You Will Regret This
  34. Wi FiLicia
  35. Rick Rolled
  36. $1 per hour
  37. The Internet
  38. Clever Wifi is Clever
  39. Fourth Floor Wifi
  40. Reserved for Guests I Hate
  41. No Connections Available
  42. Connection Failed
  43. Loading…
  44. Please Wait...

Nerdy Wi-Fi Names

  1. Bill Wi the Science Fi
  2. A LANister Never Forgets
  3. Winternet is Coming
  4. House LANister
  5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts
  6. LANnisters Send Their Regards
  7. House LANnister
  8. You Shall Not Password
  9. The Ping of the North
  10. The Mad Ping
  11. Ping's LANding
  12. House of Black and Wifi
  13. Comcasterly Rock
  14. Routers of Rohan
  15. Lord of the Ping
  16. One Wifi to Rule Them All
  17. LANdalf
  18. Huge Tracts of LAN
  19. The Black Links
  20. The Force
  21. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  22. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  23. A long time ago...
  24. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  25. 404 Network Unavailable
  26. Alt-255
  27. 8hz WAN IP
  28. That’s What She SSID
  29. Unregistered Hypercam 2
  30. Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  31. E=MC Square Dance
  32. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
  33. A Linksys to the Past
  34. Skynet
  35. Your Wifi is in Another Castle
  36. Occam’s Router
  37. Troy and Abed in the Modem
  38. hey its me ur wifi
  39. Not A Pokestop
  40. Wild Wifi Appeared
  41. Banana Stand Money

Harry Potter Network Names

  1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
  2. rIP Hedwig
  3. Platform Nine and Three Routers
  4. Common Room Wifi
  5. Yer A Wifi Harry
  6. Hagrid’s Hut
  7. Accio Internet
  8. Dumbledore's IT Staff
  9. Connecto Patronum
  10. Squibs Only
  11. Floo Network

Star Wars Wi-Fi Names

  1. The Force
  2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  3. Jar Jar Linksys
  4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  5. A long time ago...
  6. Let the Wifi Win
  7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  9. Forest Moon of Endor
  10. Docking Bay 94

Random Names for Networks

  1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  2. Inigo the Modem
  3. Usa Usa Usa Usa
  4. Never gonna give you wifi
  5. Two Girls One Router
  6. MothersMaidenName
  7. Password is Password
  8. Password is Gullible
  9. Upload the rain download in africa
  10. The LAN down under
  11. Spread the Wealth
  12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  13. I’m too sexy for WiFi
  14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
  15. You Click, I Pay
  16. NSFW
  17. Try Me
  18. Full bars
  19. Hide you wifi
  20. Cup of sugar
  21. Close your bathroom curtains
  22. Work Only
  23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  24. Battle of the Bandwidth
  25. Work Hard Play Hard
  26. Connect Automatically
  27. VirusFree
  28. VirusRUs
  29. Missed Connections
  30. You’re WiFired!
  31. For Sale Inquire Within
  32. Changed to Protect the Innocent
  33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank
  34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
  35. Thanks Obama
  36. Simon Says No Wifi
  37. Modem Family
  38. Penny get your own wifi
  39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
  40. I Believe Wi can Fi
  41. AOL Dialup
  42. Your Brain On Drugs
  43. Got Milk?
  44. No Soup For You
  45. Vandelay Industries
  46. Recorded for quality and training purposes
  47. Ready to Mingle
  48. Bathroom Cam 2
  49. We Were On A Break!
  50. Herpes Positive
  51. To Be or not to Be
  52. Routy McRouterface
  53. Big Busty Asians
  54. Area 51
  55. Brave Little Router
  56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  57. Drop and give me 20
  58. Clean your glasses!
  59. Gone Catfishing
  60. That itchy feeling
  61. Cash is king
  62. My Wifu
  63. Free Public Wifi
  64. Candy in the Van
  65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
  66. Capture the Lag
  67. Go Go Gadget Internet
  68. The Matrix
  69. Shaken not Stirred
  70. Cunnilinksys
  71. Pawnee City Hall

Wi-Fi Names Inspired by People

  1. Chance the Router
  2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  3. Formerly Known as Prints
  4. Art Vandelay
  5. H.E. Pennypacker
  6. Abraham Linksys
  7. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  8. Benjamin FrankLAN
  9. Alexander Graham Belkin
  10. Theodore Routervelt
  11. Franklin Delano Routervelt
  12. Vladimir Routin
  13. Vladimir Computin
  14. Linksys Lohan
  15. Winona Router
  16. John Claude WAN Damme
  17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  18. Abraham WAN Helsing
  19. LAN Halen
  20. LAN Morrison
  21. Phillip J. WiFry
  22. Iron LAN
  23. SpiderLAN
  24. LANdo Calrissian
  25. LAN Solo
  26. Obi WAN Kenobi
  27. Bilbo Laggins
  28. Frodo Laggins
  29. Torrent Gump
  30. Hodor
  31. Lord Voldemodem

This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.


Al-Soltana on September 02, 2020:

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David on August 15, 2020:

2.4 gig is Event Horizon and 5.0 gig is Stargate

;-; on August 07, 2020:


CaspersGhoul on June 06, 2020:

I called mine "$10 first"

That way when anyone comes over...

Friend: can i use that your wifi?

Me: sure

Friend: whats the name?

Me: thatll be $10 first, mate!

I either get a weird look and $10 handed to me or a weird look and a laugh, either way, im up for it!

AA.Lee on April 24, 2020:

FBI open up


meshif on April 14, 2020:

My Giga Hertz When IP

Sudheer on April 04, 2020:

Have a Byte!

708-368-8544 on March 10, 2020:

The “Wu Tang LAN” was funny

Ben on March 06, 2020:

Undercover police van

Tom on February 23, 2020:

LAN of constant sorrow

Eddie M. on February 12, 2020:

I have two that I came up with and that I use:

“We’re watching you”


Charlie J on January 31, 2020:


Robert C on January 08, 2020:

A LAN Down by the River

Lucas on December 27, 2019:

C'mon. It says i name you man and wifi. Obvious mistake. It should be "I name you Lan and Wifi."

KatGrin on December 19, 2019:

Used to call mine - All Men Must WiFi

Ced on December 16, 2019:

Mine is called'' SystemInfected''

noswolf on December 09, 2019:

mine is called ransomware

Corey on December 04, 2019:

HI-fi'V`e Roman style

Olivia Nendick on November 17, 2019:

Bill Wi the Science Fi

DoomsdayIsHere on November 15, 2019:

I've used Skynet as my SSID for long period of time :D

dragonsrcool on October 25, 2019:

what about: "Yell _____ for password" this one would be funny if you lived in apartment.

Chris on October 24, 2019:

LAN of confusion

Katherine on October 11, 2019:

Mine is I got candy in my LAN

Javier Bonilla on October 05, 2019:

Hillary's emails

Chris on October 04, 2019:

Where the wild Pings are

mordokwan on September 28, 2019:

Dragnet or Car54 WiFi You

Faizan on September 15, 2019:

Try at ur own Risk

Vasko on September 15, 2019:

Obi-LAN Kenobi

prashanth on August 21, 2019:

nice content its very informative

Nitin Wagh on August 19, 2019:

error in connection

guy on July 26, 2019:

Two Girls One Wifi

Hide yo kids hide yo wifi

Will you be my wifi

Md Hasan Ahmed from Dhaka on July 25, 2019:

All are so cool

George on July 16, 2019:

What about ''Connect and Die''?

Midd1efingaU on July 10, 2019:

My wifi name is “How much tou got on the bill?”

I don't know my own name on June 20, 2019:

What about Martin Router king

Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on May 12, 2019:

@derwitheich That's awesome!

derzweiteich on May 08, 2019:

My Wifi's name is "Bluetooth".

Normal conversation:

"Can I use your Wifi?"

"Yes, just connect to Bluetooth."

"No, I mean Internet!"

... :)

Works every single time!

Im_Wald on April 14, 2019:

I made mine Nintendo Wii-fi on April 12, 2019:

How about:

Thy Wifi below is a Traitor

JF on February 12, 2019:

Um, how about "DoLAN Trump"

Zer07 on January 28, 2019:

Here a German language version "Wi(chsen) und Fi(cken) hahahahahahahahaha go to google translate

harryPotter on January 15, 2019:

Thanks for your article. You have great and best collection. Thanks for sharing

harry on January 13, 2019:

Best collection Sir. Thanks for sharing. Try to publish some posts related to instagram usernames

Ankit on January 09, 2019:

Best wifi names. Thanks for sharing,

nirjal on January 04, 2019:

WHAT ABOUT No signal

Dub on December 18, 2018:

I'm surprised this isn't "I'm watching you"

Bhuvaneshwaran on December 12, 2018:

How about (H+SP)OT=HOTSPOT

Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on December 08, 2018:

Haha @deineoma, I love that!

DeineOma on December 04, 2018:

How about "No LAN for the Wicked"

funny wifi names on October 16, 2018:

funny wifi names

dipak sinha on October 11, 2018:


Sarah on October 06, 2018:

Great content!

gamer on October 01, 2018:


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