A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wifi Names

Updated on October 4, 2019
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Sam dreams of a world where every network gets an awesome name and every person gets enough fiber.

Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to. Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting - your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother. What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully this list inspires you and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.

Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.

Funny Wifi Names

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  4. It Burns When IP
  5. Abraham Linksys
  6. Silence of the LAN
  7. Bandwidth Together
  8. Nacho Wifi
  9. No More Mister Wifi
  10. No LAN for the Wicked
  11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  12. Where the Wild Pings Are
  13. New England Clam Router
  14. Go Go Router Rangers

  15. IP Steady Streams

  16. The Promised LAN

  17. PorqueFi

  18. The LAN Before Time

  19. Slower than Yo Momma

  20. LAN of Milk and Honey

  21. The LAN of the Free

  22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night

  23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love

  24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN

  25. Winter WonderLAN

  26. The Internet

  27. Click Here for Wifi

  28. Click Here to Download

  29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi

  30. Move On
  31. IP a Lot
  32. Jump on the Bandwidth

  33. Bandwidth on the Run

  34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For

  35. Titanic Syncing

  36. Get off my LAN

  37. This LAN Is My LAN

  38. This LAN is Your LAN

  39. Untrusted Network

  40. No Internet Access

  41. Connected, Secured

  42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her

  43. Who Pooped in the Pool

  44. Definitely Not Wifi

  45. Escaped Nigerian Prince

  46. Whose Car Alarm is That

  47. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet

  48. I Left the Seat Up

  49. Byte Me

  50. You Fart Pretty Loud

Cool Names for Wifi Networks

  1. Keep it on the Download

  2. Wu Tang LAN

  3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi

  4. The Password is...

  5. Open Sesame

  6. Everyday I’m buffering

  7. Girls Gone Wireless

  8. Lag Out Loud

  9. Hit the Road Jack Input

  10. And Don’t You Come Back

  11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo

  12. Blind Sight

  13. Keep it on the download

  14. Wifi Fever

  15. Now you see me…

  16. Sweet Victory

  17. Life on the Line

  18. Cut the Wire

  19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

  20. Since 1997

  21. AA Meeting

  22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

  23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes

  24. Pokemon Slo

  25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

  26. Modem Pole

  27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi

  28. Wi-Fry Chicken

  29. Lifeblood

  30. Living on the Wire

  31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN

  32. W^3

  33. Join My Bandwidth

  34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

  35. Russian Hackers

  36. We've Got the Goods

  37. Guess Where We Live

  38. Is it me you're looking for?

  39. 12C is the Loneliest Number

  40. Safe Levels of Radiation

Clever Wifi Names

  1. Panic at the Cisco
  2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
  3. IanTernet
  4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
  5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  6. RIP Net Neutrality
  7. Who What When Where WiFi
  8. Wi FI Fo Fum
  9. JackPott
  10. Printer Only
  11. Daily Bread
  12. Searching…
  13. One if by LAN…
  15. Wi of the Figer
  16. FBI Channel 90210
  17. FBI Van 13
  18. Surveillance Van
  19. Witness Protection
  20. Tell My Wifi Love Her
  21. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  22. Your Wifi My Kids
  23. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  24. Get Your Own
  25. Amish Rebel
  26. Click and Die
  27. Double Click to Connect
  28. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  29. Very Slow
  30. You Will Regret This
  31. Wi FiLecia
  32. Rick Rolled
  33. $1 per hour
  34. The Internet
  35. Clever Wifi is Clever
  36. Fourth Floor Wifi
  37. Reserved for Guests I Hate
  38. No Connections Available
  39. Connection Failed
  40. Loading…
  41. Please Wait...

Nerdy Wifi Names

  1. Bill Wi the Science Fi

  2. A LANister Never Forgets

  3. Winternet is Coming

  4. House LANister

  5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts

  6. LANnisters Send Their Regards

  7. You Shall Not Password

  8. The Ping of the North

  9. The Mad Ping

  10. House of Black and Wifi

  11. Comcasterly Rock

  12. Lord of the Ping

  13. One Wifi to Rule Them All

  14. Routers of Rohan

  15. Huge Tracts of LAN

  16. The Black Links

  17. The Force

  18. May the Wi-Force Be With You

  19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For

  20. A long time ago...

  21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

  22. 404 Network Unavailable

  23. Alt-255

  24. 8hz WAN IP

  25. That’s What She SSID

  26. Unregistered Hypercam 2

  27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web

  28. E=MC Square Dance

  29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi

  30. A Linksys to the Past

  31. Skynet

  32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle

  33. Occam’s Router

  34. Troy and Abed in the Modem

  35. hey its me ur wifi

  36. Not A Pokestop

  37. Wild Wifi Appeared

  38. Banana Stand Money

Harry Potter Wifi Names

  1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

  2. rIP Hedwig

  3. Common Room Wifi

  4. Yer A Wifi Harry

  5. Hagrid’s Hut

  6. Accio Internet

  7. Dumbledore's IT Staff

  8. Connecto Patronum

  9. Squibs Only

  10. Floo Network

Star Wars Wifi Names

  1. The Force
  2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
  3. Jar Jar Linksys
  4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
  5. A long time ago...
  6. Let the Wifi Win
  7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  9. Forest Moon of Endor
  10. Docking Bay 94

Random Names for Networks

  1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi

  2. Inigo the Modem

  3. Usa Usa Usa Usa

  4. Never gonna give you wifi

  5. Two Girls One Router

  6. MothersMaidenName

  7. Password is Password

  8. Password is Gullible

  9. Upload the rain download in africa

  10. The LAN down under

  11. Spread the Wealth

  12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi

  13. I’m too sexy for WiFi

  14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi

  15. You Click, I Pay

  16. NSFW

  17. Try Me

  18. Full bars

  19. Hide you wifi

  20. Cup of sugar

  21. Close your bathroom curtains

  22. Work Only

  23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi

  24. Battle of the Bandwidth

  25. Work Hard Play Hard

  26. Connect Automatically

  27. VirusFree

  28. VirusRUs

  29. Missed Connections

  30. You’re WiFired!

  31. For Sale Inquire Within

  32. Changed to Protect the Innocent

  33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank

  34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby

  35. Thanks Obama

  36. Simon Says No Wifi

  37. Modem Family

  38. Penny get your own wifi

  39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us

  40. I Believe Wi can Fi

  41. AOL Dialup

  42. Your Brain On Drugs

  43. Got Milk?

  44. No Soup For You

  45. Vandelay Industries

  46. Recorded for quality and training purposes

  47. Ready to Mingle

  48. Bathroom Cam 2

  49. We Were On A Break!

  50. Herpes Positive

  51. To Be or not to Be

  52. Routy McRouterface

  53. Big Busty Asians

  54. Area 51

  55. Brave Little Router

  56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>

  57. Drop and give me 20

  58. Clean your glasses!

  59. Gone Catfishing

  60. That itchy feeling

  61. Cash is king

  62. My Wifu

  63. Free Public Wifi

  64. Candy in the Van

  65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat

  66. Capture the Lag

  67. Go Go Gadget Internet

  68. The Matrix

  69. Shaken not Stirred

  70. Cunnilinksys

Wifi Names Inspired by People

  1. Chance the Router

  2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi

  3. Formerly Known as Prints

  4. Art Vandelay

  5. H.E. Pennypacker

  6. Abraham Linksys

  7. John Wilkes Bluetooth

  8. Benjamin FrankLAN

  9. Alexander Graham Belkin

  10. Theodore Routervelt

  11. Franklin Delano Routervelt

  12. Vladimir Routin

  13. Vladimir Computin

  14. Linksys Lohan

  15. Winona Router

  16. John Claude WAN Damme

  17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven

  18. Abraham WAN Helsing

  19. LAN Halen

  20. LAN Morrison

  21. Phillip J. WiFry

  22. Iron LAN

  23. SpiderLAN

  24. LANdo Calrissian

  25. Obi WAN Kenobi

  26. Bilbo Laggins

  27. Frodo Laggins

  28. Torrent Gump

  29. Hodor

  30. Lord Voldemodem

This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.


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      chigy d 

      5 days ago

      I'll find you and i'ill wifi you

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      11 days ago

      Hello World

      (programmers joke)

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      3 weeks ago

      Give me ten pounds

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      mukesh saini 

      4 weeks ago

      Very amazing

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      some guy 

      4 weeks ago

      "hidden spy cam"

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      4 weeks ago

      Corona-Emitting 5G Tower

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      5 weeks ago

      I called mine "$10 first"

      That way when anyone comes over...

      Friend: can i use that your wifi?

      Me: sure

      Friend: whats the name?

      Me: thatll be $10 first, mate!

      I either get a weird look and $10 handed to me or a weird look and a laugh, either way, im up for it!

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      2 months ago

      FBI open up


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      2 months ago

      My Giga Hertz When IP

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      3 months ago

      Have a Byte!

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      4 months ago

      The “Wu Tang LAN” was funny

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      4 months ago

      Undercover police van

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      4 months ago

      LAN of constant sorrow

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      Eddie M. 

      5 months ago

      I have two that I came up with and that I use:

      “We’re watching you”


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      Charlie J 

      5 months ago


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      Robert C 

      6 months ago

      A LAN Down by the River

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      6 months ago

      C'mon. It says i name you man and wifi. Obvious mistake. It should be "I name you Lan and Wifi."

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      6 months ago

      Used to call mine - All Men Must WiFi

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      6 months ago

      Mine is called'' SystemInfected''

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      7 months ago

      mine is called ransomware

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      7 months ago

      HI-fi'V`e Roman style

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      Olivia Nendick 

      7 months ago

      Bill Wi the Science Fi

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      7 months ago

      I've used Skynet as my SSID for long period of time :D

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      8 months ago

      what about: "Yell _____ for password" this one would be funny if you lived in apartment.

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      8 months ago

      LAN of confusion

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      9 months ago

      Mine is I got candy in my LAN

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      Javier Bonilla 

      9 months ago

      Hillary's emails

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      9 months ago

      Where the wild Pings are

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      9 months ago

      Dragnet or Car54 WiFi You

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      10 months ago

      Try at ur own Risk

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      10 months ago

      Obi-LAN Kenobi

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      10 months ago

      nice content its very informative

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      Nitin Wagh 

      10 months ago

      error in connection

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      11 months ago

      Two Girls One Wifi

      Hide yo kids hide yo wifi

      Will you be my wifi

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      Md Hasan Ahmed 

      11 months ago from Dhaka

      All are so cool

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      12 months ago

      What about ''Connect and Die''?

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      12 months ago

      My wifi name is “How much tou got on the bill?”

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      I don't know my own name 

      12 months ago

      What about Martin Router king

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      Sam Mendoran 

      14 months ago from Morgan Hill, CA

      @derwitheich That's awesome!

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      14 months ago

      My Wifi's name is "Bluetooth".

      Normal conversation:

      "Can I use your Wifi?"

      "Yes, just connect to Bluetooth."

      "No, I mean Internet!"

      ... :)

      Works every single time!

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      15 months ago

      I made mine Nintendo Wii-fi

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      15 months ago

      How about:

      Thy Wifi below is a Traitor

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      17 months ago

      Um, how about "DoLAN Trump"

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      17 months ago

      Here a German language version "Wi(chsen) und Fi(cken) hahahahahahahahaha go to google translate

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      18 months ago

      Thanks for your article. You have great and best collection. Thanks for sharing

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      18 months ago

      Best collection Sir. Thanks for sharing. Try to publish some posts related to instagram usernames

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      18 months ago

      Best wifi names. Thanks for sharing,

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      18 months ago

      WHAT ABOUT No signal

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      19 months ago

      I'm surprised this isn't "I'm watching you"

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      19 months ago

      How about (H+SP)OT=HOTSPOT

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      Sam Mendoran 

      19 months ago from Morgan Hill, CA

      Haha @deineoma, I love that!

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      19 months ago

      How about "No LAN for the Wicked"

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      funny wifi names 

      21 months ago

      funny wifi names

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      21 months ago


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      21 months ago

      Great content!

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      21 months ago



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