A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wifi Names

Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to. Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting - your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother. What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully this list inspires you and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.

Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.

1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
4. It Burns When IP
5. Abraham Linksys
6. Silence of the LAN
7. Bandwidth Together
8. Nacho Wifi
9. No More Mister Wifi
10. No LAN for the Wicked
11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
12. Where the Wild Pings Are
13. New England Clam Router

14. Go Go Router Rangers

15. IP Steady Streams

16. The Promised LAN

17. PorqueFi

18. The LAN Before Time

19. Slower than Yo Momma

20. LAN of Milk and Honey

21. The LAN of the Free

22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night

23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love

24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN

25. Winter WonderLAN

26. The Internet

27. Click Here for Wifi

28. Click Here to Download

29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi

30. Move On
31. IP a Lot

32. Jump on the Bandwidth

33. Bandwidth on the Run

34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For

35. Titanic Syncing

36. Get off my LAN

37. This LAN Is My LAN

38. This LAN is Your LAN

39. Untrusted Network

40. No Internet Access

41. Connected, Secured

42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her

43. Who Pooped in the Pool

44. Definitely Not Wifi

45. Escaped Nigerian Prince

46. Whose Car Alarm is That

47. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet

48. I Left the Seat Up

49. Byte Me

50. You Fart Pretty Loud

1. Keep it on the Download

2. Wu Tang LAN

3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi

4. The Password is...

5. Open Sesame

6. Everyday I’m buffering

7. Girls Gone Wireless

8. Lag Out Loud

9. Hit the Road Jack Input

10. And Don’t You Come Back

11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo

12. Blind Sight

13. Keep it on the download

14. Wifi Fever

15. Now you see me…

16. Sweet Victory

17. Life on the Line

18. Cut the Wire

19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

20. Since 1997

21. AA Meeting

22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes

24. Pokemon Slo

25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

26. Modem Pole

27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi

28. Wi-Fry Chicken

29. Lifeblood

30. Living on the Wire

31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN

32. W^3

33. Join My Bandwidth

34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

35. Russian Hackers

36. We've Got the Goods

37. Guess Where We Live

38. Is it me you're looking for?

39. 12C is the Loneliest Number

40. Safe Levels of Radiation

1. Panic at the Cisco
2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
3. IanTernet
4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
6. RIP Net Neutrality
7. Who What When Where WiFi
8. Wi FI Fo Fum
9. JackPott
10. Printer Only
11. Daily Bread
12. Searching…
13. One if by LAN…
14. AAAAAAAAAA
15. Wi of the Figer
16. FBI Channel 90210
17. FBI Van 13
18. Surveillance Van
19. Witness Protection
20. Tell My Wifi Love Her
21. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
22. Your Wifi My Kids
23. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
24. Get Your Own
25. Amish Rebel
26. Click and Die
27. Double Click to Connect
28. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
29. Very Slow
30. You Will Regret This
31. Wi FiLecia
32. Rick Rolled
33. $1 per hour
34. The Internet
35. Clever Wifi is Clever
36. Fourth Floor Wifi
37. Reserved for Guests I Hate
38. No Connections Available
39. Connection Failed
40. Loading…
41. Please Wait...

1. Bill Wi the Science Fi

2. A LANister Never Forgets

3. Winternet is Coming

4. House LANister

5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts

6. LANnisters Send Their Regards

7. You Shall Not Password

8. The Ping of the North

9. The Mad Ping

10. House of Black and Wifi

11. Comcasterly Rock

12. Lord of the Ping

13. One Wifi to Rule Them All

14. Routers of Rohan

15. Huge Tracts of LAN

16. The Black Links

17. The Force

18. May the Wi-Force Be With You

19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For

20. A long time ago...

21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

22. 404 Network Unavailable

23. Alt-255

24. 8hz WAN IP

25. That’s What She SSID

26. Unregistered Hypercam 2

27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web

28. E=MC Square Dance

29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi

30. A Linksys to the Past

31. Skynet

32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle

33. Occam’s Router

34. Troy and Abed in the Modem

35. hey its me ur wifi

36. Not A Pokestop

37. Wild Wifi Appeared

38. Banana Stand Money

1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

2. rIP Hedwig

3. Common Room Wifi

4. Yer A Wifi Harry

5. Hagrid’s Hut

6. Accio Internet

7. Dumbledore's IT Staff

8. Connecto Patronum

9. Squibs Only

10. Floo Network

1. The Force
2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
3. Jar Jar Linksys
4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
5. A long time ago...
6. Let the Wifi Win
7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
9. Forest Moon of Endor
10. Docking Bay 94

1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi

2. Inigo the Modem

3. Usa Usa Usa Usa

4. Never gonna give you wifi

5. Two Girls One Router

6. MothersMaidenName

7. Password is Password

8. Password is Gullible

9. Upload the rain download in africa

10. The LAN down under

11. Spread the Wealth

12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi

13. I’m too sexy for WiFi

14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi

15. You Click, I Pay

16. NSFW

17. Try Me

18. Full bars

19. Hide you wifi

20. Cup of sugar

21. Close your bathroom curtains

22. Work Only

23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi

24. Battle of the Bandwidth

25. Work Hard Play Hard

26. Connect Automatically

27. VirusFree

28. VirusRUs

29. Missed Connections

30. You’re WiFired!

31. For Sale Inquire Within

32. Changed to Protect the Innocent

33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank

34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby

35. Thanks Obama

36. Simon Says No Wifi

37. Modem Family

38. Penny get your own wifi

39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us

40. I Believe Wi can Fi

41. AOL Dialup

42. Your Brain On Drugs

43. Got Milk?

44. No Soup For You

45. Vandelay Industries

46. Recorded for quality and training purposes

47. Ready to Mingle

48. Bathroom Cam 2

49. We Were On A Break!

50. Herpes Positive

51. To Be or not to Be

52. Routy McRouterface

53. Big Busty Asians

54. Area 51

55. Brave Little Router

56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>

57. Drop and give me 20

58. Clean your glasses!

59. Gone Catfishing

60. That itchy feeling

61. Cash is king

62. My Wifu

63. Free Public Wifi

64. Candy in the Van

65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat

66. Capture the Lag

67. Go Go Gadget Internet

68. The Matrix

69. Shaken not Stirred

70. Cunnilinksys

1. Chance the Router

2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi

3. Formerly Known as Prints

4. Art Vandelay

5. H.E. Pennypacker

6. Abraham Linksys

7. John Wilkes Bluetooth

8. Benjamin FrankLAN

9. Alexander Graham Belkin

10. Theodore Routervelt

11. Franklin Delano Routervelt

12. Vladimir Routin

13. Vladimir Computin

14. Linksys Lohan

15. Winona Router

16. John Claude WAN Damme

17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven

18. Abraham WAN Helsing

19. LAN Halen

20. LAN Morrison

21. Phillip J. WiFry

22. Iron LAN

23. SpiderLAN

24. LANdo Calrissian

25. Obi WAN Kenobi

26. Bilbo Laggins

27. Frodo Laggins

28. Torrent Gump

29. Hodor

30. Lord Voldemodem