A Complete List of Funny, Clever, and Cool Wi-Fi Names

Sam dreams of a world where every network gets an awesome name and every person gets enough fiber.

Wifi networks all have names. Also known as Service Set IDentifiers, or SSIDs, these names are visible to your computer and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to. Since you know people will see it, there’s a bit of added pressure to choose a good name for your network! Your naming needs might change based on your location, your interests, or who you think will be connecting - your friends would probably appreciate a different set of names than your mother. What follows is a list of wifi name ideas. Hopefully this list inspires you and you end up choosing something unique for yourself and your sense of humor.

Note: Depending on your setup restrictions, you may find that special characters like question marks are not allowed in your wifi name. Don’t worry! There are plenty of ideas on this list, and if you really have your heart set on something, you can still get your message across without punctuation.

Funny Wifi Names

1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
4. It Burns When IP
5. Abraham Linksys
6. Silence of the LAN
7. Bandwidth Together
8. Nacho Wifi
9. No More Mister Wifi
10. No LAN for the Wicked
11. I Believe Wi Can Fi
12. Where the Wild Pings Are
13. New England Clam Router
14. Go Go Router Rangers
15. IP Steady Streams
16. The Promised LAN
17. PorqueFi
18. The LAN Before Time
19. Slower than Yo Momma
20. LAN of Milk and Honey
21. The LAN of the Free
22. I Did Your Wifi Last Night
23. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
24. Wham Bam Thank You LAN
25. Winter WonderLAN
26. The Internet
27. Click Here for Wifi
28. Click Here to Download
29. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
30. Move On
31. IP a Lot
32. Jump on the Bandwidth
33. Bandwidth on the Run
34. Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
35. Titanic Syncing
36. Get off my LAN
37. This LAN Is My LAN
38. This LAN is Your LAN
39. Untrusted Network
40. No Internet Access
41. Connected, Secured
42. Router? I Hardly Knew Her
43. Who Pooped in the Pool
44. Definitely Not Wifi
45. Escaped Nigerian Prince
46. Whose Car Alarm is That
47. If I Had Your Wifi Wouldn’t Need Internet
48. I Left the Seat Up
49. Byte Me
50. You Fart Pretty Loud

Cool Names for Wifi Networks

1. Keep it on the Download
2. Wu Tang LAN
3. Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
4. The Password is...
5. Open Sesame
6. Everyday I’m buffering
7. Girls Gone Wireless
8. Lag Out Loud
9. Hit the Road Jack Input
10. And Don’t You Come Back
11. No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
12. Blind Sight
13. Keep it on the download
14. Wifi Fever
15. Now you see me…
16. Sweet Victory
17. Life on the Line
18. Cut the Wire
19. Wi-Fi, do you love me?
20. Since 1997
21. AA Meeting
22. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
23. Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
24. Pokemon Slo
25. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
26. Modem Pole
27. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
28. Wi-Fry Chicken
29. Lifeblood
30. Living on the Wire
31. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
32. W^3
33. Join My Bandwidth
34. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
35. Russian Hackers
36. We've Got the Goods
37. Guess Where We Live
38. Is it me you're looking for?
39. 12C is the Loneliest Number
40. Safe Levels of Radiation

Clever Wifi Names

1. Panic at the Cisco
2. Wi-Fight the Feeling
3. IanTernet
4. Cheeses Take the Wheel
5. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
6. RIP Net Neutrality
7. Who What When Where WiFi
8. Wi FI Fo Fum
9. JackPott
10. Printer Only
11. Daily Bread
12. Duke of URL
13. My Name is URL
14. URL of Sandwich
15. Searching…
16. One if by LAN…
17. AAAAAAAAAA
18. Wi of the Figer
19. FBI Channel 90210
20. FBI Van 13
21. Surveillance Van
22. Witness Protection
23. Tell My Wifi Love Her
24. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
25. Your Wifi My Kids
26. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
27. Get Your Own
28. Amish Rebel
29. Click and Die
30. Double Click to Connect
31. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
32. Very Slow
33. You Will Regret This
34. Wi FiLecia
35. Rick Rolled
36. $1 per hour
37. The Internet
38. Clever Wifi is Clever
39. Fourth Floor Wifi
40. Reserved for Guests I Hate
41. No Connections Available
42. Connection Failed
43. Loading…
44. Please Wait...

Nerdy Wifi Names

1. Bill Wi the Science Fi
2. A LANister Never Forgets
3. Winternet is Coming
4. House LANister
5. LANnisters Pay Their Debts
6. LANnisters Send Their Regards
7. You Shall Not Password
8. The Ping of the North
9. The Mad Ping
10. House of Black and Wifi
11. Comcasterly Rock
12. Lord of the Ping
13. One Wifi to Rule Them All
14. Routers of Rohan
15. Huge Tracts of LAN
16. The Black Links
17. The Force
18. May the Wi-Force Be With You
19. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
20. A long time ago...
21. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
22. 404 Network Unavailable
23. Alt-255
24. 8hz WAN IP
25. That’s What She SSID
26. Unregistered Hypercam 2
27. Spiderman’s World Wide Web
28. E=MC Square Dance
29. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
30. A Linksys to the Past
31. Skynet
32. Your Wifi is in Another Castle
33. Occam’s Router
34. Troy and Abed in the Modem
35. hey its me ur wifi
36. Not A Pokestop
37. Wild Wifi Appeared
38. Banana Stand Money

Harry Potter Wifi Names

1. Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
2. rIP Hedwig
3. Common Room Wifi
4. Yer A Wifi Harry
5. Hagrid’s Hut
6. Accio Internet
7. Dumbledore's IT Staff
8. Connecto Patronum
9. Squibs Only
10. Floo Network

Star Wars Wifi Names

1. The Force
2. May the Wi-Force Be With You
3. Jar Jar Linksys
4. These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
5. A long time ago...
6. Let the Wifi Win
7. I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
8. Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
9. Forest Moon of Endor
10. Docking Bay 94

Random Names for Networks

1. I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
2. Inigo the Modem
3. Usa Usa Usa Usa
4. Never gonna give you wifi
5. Two Girls One Router
6. MothersMaidenName
7. Password is Password
8. Password is Gullible
9. Upload the rain download in africa
10. The LAN down under
11. Spread the Wealth
12. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
13. I’m too sexy for WiFi
14. Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
15. You Click, I Pay
16. NSFW
17. Try Me
18. Full bars
19. Hide you wifi
20. Cup of sugar
21. Close your bathroom curtains
22. Work Only
23. Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
24. Battle of the Bandwidth
25. Work Hard Play Hard
26. Connect Automatically
27. VirusFree
28. VirusRUs
29. Missed Connections
30. You’re WiFired!
31. For Sale Inquire Within
32. Changed to Protect the Innocent
33. This Space Left Intentionally Blank
34. Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
35. Thanks Obama
36. Simon Says No Wifi
37. Modem Family
38. Penny get your own wifi
39. Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
40. I Believe Wi can Fi
41. AOL Dialup
42. Your Brain On Drugs
43. Got Milk?
44. No Soup For You
45. Vandelay Industries
46. Recorded for quality and training purposes
47. Ready to Mingle
48. Bathroom Cam 2
49. We Were On A Break!
50. Herpes Positive
51. To Be or not to Be
52. Routy McRouterface
53. Big Busty Asians
54. Area 51
55. Brave Little Router
56. o==[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
57. Drop and give me 20
58. Clean your glasses!
59. Gone Catfishing
60. That itchy feeling
61. Cash is king
62. My Wifu
63. Free Public Wifi
64. Candy in the Van
65. ThatDressMakesYouLookFat
66. Capture the Lag
67. Go Go Gadget Internet
68. The Matrix
69. Shaken not Stirred
70. Cunnilinksys

Wifi Names Inspired by People

1. Chance the Router
2. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
3. Formerly Known as Prints
4. Art Vandelay
5. H.E. Pennypacker
6. Abraham Linksys
7. John Wilkes Bluetooth
8. Benjamin FrankLAN
9. Alexander Graham Belkin
10. Theodore Routervelt
11. Franklin Delano Routervelt
12. Vladimir Routin
13. Vladimir Computin
14. Linksys Lohan
15. Winona Router
16. John Claude WAN Damme
17. Ludwig WAN Beethoven
18. Abraham WAN Helsing
19. LAN Halen
20. LAN Morrison
21. Phillip J. WiFry
22. Iron LAN
23. SpiderLAN
24. LANdo Calrissian
25. Obi WAN Kenobi
26. Bilbo Laggins
27. Frodo Laggins
28. Torrent Gump
29. Hodor
30. Lord Voldemodem

This article is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge. Content is for informational or entertainment purposes only and does not substitute for personal counsel or professional advice in business, financial, legal, or technical matters.

Comments

Al-Soltana on September 02, 2020:

WPA/WPA2-PSK Mixed

David on August 15, 2020:

2.4 gig is Event Horizon and 5.0 gig is Stargate

;-; on August 07, 2020:

cool

Evan on June 07, 2020:

Corona-Emitting 5G Tower

CaspersGhoul on June 06, 2020:

I called mine "$10 first"

That way when anyone comes over...

Friend: can i use that your wifi?

Me: sure

Friend: whats the name?

Me: thatll be $10 first, mate!

I either get a weird look and $10 handed to me or a weird look and a laugh, either way, im up for it!

AA.Lee on April 24, 2020:

FBI open up

Lol

meshif on April 14, 2020:

My Giga Hertz When IP

Sudheer on April 04, 2020:

Have a Byte!

708-368-8544 on March 10, 2020:

The “Wu Tang LAN” was funny

Ben on March 06, 2020:

Undercover police van

Tom on February 23, 2020:

LAN of constant sorrow

Eddie M. on February 12, 2020:

I have two that I came up with and that I use:

“We’re watching you”

“Freeloaders”

Charlie J on January 31, 2020:

2Fly4WiFi

Robert C on January 08, 2020:

A LAN Down by the River

Lucas on December 27, 2019:

C'mon. It says i name you man and wifi. Obvious mistake. It should be "I name you Lan and Wifi."

KatGrin on December 19, 2019:

Used to call mine - All Men Must WiFi

Ced on December 16, 2019:

Mine is called'' SystemInfected''

noswolf on December 09, 2019:

mine is called ransomware

Corey on December 04, 2019:

HI-fi'V`e Roman style

Olivia Nendick on November 17, 2019:

Bill Wi the Science Fi

DoomsdayIsHere on November 15, 2019:

I've used Skynet as my SSID for long period of time :D

dragonsrcool on October 25, 2019:

what about: "Yell _____ for password" this one would be funny if you lived in apartment.

Chris on October 24, 2019:

LAN of confusion

Katherine on October 11, 2019:

Mine is I got candy in my LAN

Javier Bonilla on October 05, 2019:

Hillary's emails

Chris on October 04, 2019:

Where the wild Pings are

mordokwan on September 28, 2019:

Dragnet or Car54 WiFi You

Faizan on September 15, 2019:

Try at ur own Risk

Vasko on September 15, 2019:

Obi-LAN Kenobi

prashanth on August 21, 2019:

nice content its very informative

Nitin Wagh on August 19, 2019:

error in connection

guy on July 26, 2019:

Two Girls One Wifi

Hide yo kids hide yo wifi

Will you be my wifi

Md Hasan Ahmed from Dhaka on July 25, 2019:

All are so cool

George on July 16, 2019:

What about ''Connect and Die''?

Midd1efingaU on July 10, 2019:

My wifi name is “How much tou got on the bill?”

I don't know my own name on June 20, 2019:

What about Martin Router king

Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on May 12, 2019:

@derwitheich That's awesome!

derzweiteich on May 08, 2019:

My Wifi's name is "Bluetooth".

Normal conversation:

"Can I use your Wifi?"

"Yes, just connect to Bluetooth."

"No, I mean Internet!"

... :)

Works every single time!

Im_Wald on April 14, 2019:

I made mine Nintendo Wii-fi

thenether9@gmail.com on April 12, 2019:

How about:

Thy Wifi below is a Traitor

JF on February 12, 2019:

Um, how about "DoLAN Trump"

Zer07 on January 28, 2019:

Here a German language version "Wi(chsen) und Fi(cken) hahahahahahahahaha go to google translate

harryPotter on January 15, 2019:

Thanks for your article. You have great and best collection. Thanks for sharing

harry on January 13, 2019:

Best collection Sir. Thanks for sharing. Try to publish some posts related to instagram usernames

Ankit on January 09, 2019:

Best wifi names. Thanks for sharing,

nirjal on January 04, 2019:

WHAT ABOUT No signal

Dub on December 18, 2018:

I'm surprised this isn't "I'm watching you"

Bhuvaneshwaran on December 12, 2018:

How about (H+SP)OT=HOTSPOT

Sam Mendoran (author) from Morgan Hill, CA on December 08, 2018:

Haha @deineoma, I love that!

DeineOma on December 04, 2018:

How about "No LAN for the Wicked"

funny wifi names on October 16, 2018:

funny wifi names

dipak sinha on October 11, 2018:

nice

Sarah on October 06, 2018:

Great content!

gamer on October 01, 2018:

hilarious