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250+ Badass Quotes and Caption Ideas for Instagram

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Badass Captions and Quotes

Badass Captions and Quotes

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Do not read the next sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

Now that you’ve proven your mettle, it’s time to kick some ass!

You’re a badass, yeah, but you still need to arm yourself with some…err…words of wisdom. That being the case, this collection of badass captions and quotes will surely come in handy for you.

There are tons of words and expressions of badassery and savagery here for you to choose from. Just pick whichever catches your attention and you’re good to go.

You’re all set now, I’m sure. Be a badass and show the world how seriously hard-core and bad-to-the-bone you are!

The Best Badass Captions

  • After a while, you get used to people not understanding.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire.
  • Bad? Nope. I’m the worst!
  • Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.
  • Do I have a short temper? Nope. But I do have a quick reaction when it comes to bullsh*t.
  • Don’t try to fit in. You were born to stand out.
  • Even the galaxy is incomplete without me, ‘coz I ‘m the main star.
  • Find a way, not an excuse.
  • F*ck what others think! Do what makes you happy.
  • History doesn’t talk about quitters.
  • I am the view.
  • I don’t need weapon, I’m one.
  • I tried to be good, then I got bored.
  • Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong.
  • Live for a cause, not for applause.
  • Long live the reckless and the brave!
  • No response is a response. And it’s a powerful one.
  • Once you fall in love with yourself, their game is over.
  • Playing life like a pro.
  • Rule #1: F*ck what others think.
  • The sun is alone yet it still shines.
  • They told me I couldn’t; that’s why I did.
  • This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
  • Unbothered. Moisturized. In my lane. Happy. Surviving.
  • What am I doing? Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m doing me.
  • Winners focus on winning; losers focus on winners.
  • You have to be odd to be number one.
  • You want to be at my level? Then start climbing ASAP!
  • You're broken too? Come sit next to me.
  • Your favorite little chaos has arrived!
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Perfect Badass Quotes for Your Photos

  • A good person with a bad attitude.
  • And you’re gonna hear me roar!
  • As you go about your day, just remember everyone has value. It’s just some people are lesser, that’s all.
  • Be a game changer; the world is already full of players.
  • Because this is my life! And that’s the only explanation you need.
  • Change your thoughts, and you can change your world.
  • Children want attention. Adults want respect. Legends don’t care.
  • Don't ask me why I changed, ask yourself what you did to me.
  • Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.
  • Dress like you own a bank, not like you need a loan from it.
  • Everyone said I could become anything. So, I became a badass!
  • Forgive people by forgetting them.
  • Had no choice but to boss up.
  • Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
  • I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings as if I have any.
  • I do very bad things and I do them very well.
  • I know I’m on the right path because things stopped being easy.
  • I use criticism to know how far I have left my enemies behind.
  • If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
  • Just be you, the world will adjust.
  • Love me or hate me, I’m still going to shine.
  • Make sure you put on a really good show for your haters.
  • My only life tip: Do you!
  • Not really picky; I just know what I want.
  • Once you realized your worth, nothing can stop you.
  • Part-time people are not welcome in my life.
  • Perhaps I’m bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.
  • The goal is not to be rich; it is to be a legend.
  • The path to inner peace begins with three little words: "Not my problem."
  • They talk about me because when they talk about themselves, nobody listens.
  • Throw me to the wolves and I´ll come back leading the pack.
  • To please everybody, is to please nobody, including yourself!
  • Until you piss me off, I’m a nice person.
  • Whoever is tying to bring you down is already below you.
  • Win in silence. Let them think you’re losing.
  • You do you, but you still want to be me?
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Short Badass Captions

  • Allergic to idiots.
  • Authenticity is my favorite.
  • Back with a vengeance.
  • Believe me, I know.
  • Breaking the rules.
  • Broke, but woke.
  • Do your worst!
  • Don’t sweat it, baby.
  • Grind hard, shine hard.
  • Heard you missed me.
  • Heart breaker.
  • I am a sure thing.
  • I decide the vibe.
  • I got my own back!
  • Kill them with kindness.
  • Kinda bad, kinda boujee.
  • Let’s kick some ass!
  • Level up with me.
  • Like a boss.
  • Looking for revenge.
  • No pain, no gain.
  • Occasionally, I give a damn.
  • Ride on my energy.
  • Rise and slay.
  • Rules are for sheep.
  • Serving looks.
  • Shhhh! No one cares.
  • Silent but deadly.
  • Take a dose of me.
  • Thank you, next.
  • The Master of Disguise.
  • This is my town.
  • Too good for ya.
  • Too hot for you to handle.
  • Use my attention wisely.
  • You have been warned.
  • You wanted crazy? Welcome to the show!
  • Your worst nightmare.
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Badass Captions for Girls

  • After you, hell should be easy.
  • Be a badass with a good ass.
  • Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.
  • Better to be strong than to be good-looking and useless.
  • Darling, you’re so fake.
  • Dress like you’ve made something of yourself, even if you haven’t.
  • Dressing as if I’m already famous.
  • Either I find a way or I make one.
  • Face of an angel, mind of a killer.
  • Have the courage to be disliked.
  • Hey, we can’t all be queens. Someone has to clap when I pass by.
  • I may be wrong. But I doubt it.
  • I never chase. I replace. Remember that.
  • I don’t make choices, I make moves.
  • I’m all about getting sh*t done.
  • I’m bad? You’re probably right.
  • In a world full of copies, be an original.
  • Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
  • Just because you stand alone, doesn't mean you are alone.
  • Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
  • Made of queen material.
  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
  • My soul’s too lit to give a sh*t.
  • Never dreamed of success. I worked for it.
  • Oh darling, go buy a brain.
  • People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
  • Princess? B*tch, I’m a queen!
  • Slay your own dragons, princess.
  • Some people visit my past way more than I do. I don’t live there anymore, darling. Keep up.
  • Sorry, I can’t do epic sh*t with basic people.
  • The best man for the job is a woman.
  • The less you care, the happier you will be.
  • They play the game; I change the game.
  • Time for girls to run the world!
  • Tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want!
  • Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
  • When you learn how much you’re worth, you stop giving people discounts.
  • You don’t need a king to be a queen.
  • You say I dream too big. I say you think too small.
  • Your opinion is not my reality.

Badass Captions for Guys

  • A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.
  • Abs are made in the gym, not the kitchen.
  • Be a warrior, not a worrier.
  • Be addicted to bettering yourself.
  • Be savage, not average.
  • Don’t wear a brand. Be a brand.
  • Excuses don’t build muscles.
  • I can be your bad habit.
  • I don’t need to follow the trend. I have my own style.
  • I’m a vibe you can’t handle.
  • I’m not in danger; I’m the danger.
  • If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not making decisions.
  • In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the joker.
  • Just killin’ it, as always.
  • My signature. My style. My identity.
  • Never been the type to wanna fit in, I'll sit alone if I have too!
  • Once you control your mind, you can control your body.
  • People who remain wild at heart are my people.
  • Sore today. Strong tomorrow.
  • Stay original and let the world copy you.
  • The less you reveal, the more they wonder.
  • There is no competition because no one can be me.
  • True leaders show up and man up.
  • Try spelling “handso” without “me.”
  • Until you are broken, you don't know what you are made of.
  • When the local language is violence, be fluent.
  • Who’s going to stop me?
  • Who’s your daddy now?
  • You bring out the bad boy in me.
  • You can’t spell awesome without me.
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Savage Captions for Your Badass Attitude

  • Always keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.
  • Be like drugs, and let them die for you.
  • Besides gravity, nothing can keep me down.
  • Cutting haters out of my life like they never existed.
  • Don’t like me? F*ck off! Problem solved.
  • Down to earth, but still above you.
  • Here’s a confirmation—I don’t care!
  • I let my haters be my motivators.
  • I am a winner, you are a whiner. We are not the same.
  • I’m everything you want but can’t have.
  • I’m too good for you.
  • If you ever feel like you want to get to know me better, don't.
  • It’s my world, you’re just living in it.
  • Keep your filthy nose out of my business.
  • Let me file that under “I don’t care.”
  • Make me angry and I’ll register your death certificate.
  • May God have mercy on my enemies because I won’t.
  • My middle finger salutes you.
  • No time to deal with your bull crap.
  • Not caring about opinions is self-care.
  • Please don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.
  • Quiet, me? Your level of stupidity actually rendered me speechless.
  • Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make sure they suffocate.
  • Stop stressing over people you could easily murder.
  • The f*ck you looking at?
  • Wow, that’s great. Nobody cares!
  • You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.
  • Your incompetence has brought you this far; you'll be fine.
  • You’re either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way. Choose wisely!
  • You’re right, I don’t fight fair.

Funny and Witty Badass Captions

  • A little surprise wink to yourself in the mirror helps keep the spark alive.
  • Adding vodka to the lemons that life gave me.
  • All of my stomachaches are from laughing at my haters.
  • And I was in the darkness, so darkness I became.
  • Be sweet, yet tough—like leftover honey glazed ham.
  • Born cool. Then global warming made me hot.
  • Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.
  • Don't let anyone get comfortable with disrespecting you.
  • Everyone needs to appreciate the tremendous effort I put into not becoming a serial killer.
  • Excuse me, which level of hell is this?
  • From the bottom of my heart, I don’t give a f*ck!
  • Hustle, until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
  • I always hit ‘Ignore Call’ with my middle finger.
  • I don’t usually tell people to go to hell, but when I do, I’m happy to give directions.
  • I prefer “as f*ck” as my unit of measurement.
  • I solemnly swear I’m the best!
  • I’m going to let God fix it, because if I do it myself, I might end up in jail.
  • If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
  • If you don't understand my sense of humor, how is that my problem?
  • In love with the sound of your silence.
  • It would just be “aweso” without “me.”
  • Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.
  • My perfect space—outer space, with the stars!
  • No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.
  • Once in a while, blow your own damn mind.
  • People talk behind my back and just sit right here like “Damn, I got myself a fan club!”
  • Proof that I can take selfies better than you.
  • Row, row, row your boat, gently the f*ck away from me.
  • Sometimes, it’s just you and your coffee against the world.
  • Sorry, I don’t take orders. I mean, I barely even take suggestions.
  • Take my advice; I don’t use it.
  • The only ex I’m missing is ex-tra money.
  • The chain on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
  • There’s but a few problems that a chainsaw can’t solve.
  • This is my cup of care. Oh look, it’s empty.
  • Two words, one finger—keep it simple!
  • Well, Satan still has a temporary restraining order against me.
  • Why chase you, when I’m the catch.
  • You’d probably lose your mind trying to understand me.
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Even More Badass Quotes and Captions

  • Always begin to end it.
  • Bad choices make good stories.
  • Be the baddest you can be.
  • Believe in yourself, f*ck what everyone else thinks!
  • Choose me or lose me?
  • Dear me, I’ve got you!
  • Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.
  • Don’t need permission to do whatever I want.
  • Either you take me as I am or you watch me leave.
  • Forgive and forget. Just don't let the other person forget that you forgave!
  • Get real? No, I want to ride a bear into the sunset.
  • Got no time for temporary people.
  • I do it for me.
  • I don’t need your approval, I got mine.
  • I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
  • I refuse to be in rat race.
  • I’d rather regret the things I’ve done rather than regret the things I’ve not done.
  • I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
  • If you don’t try, you’ve already failed.
  • In love with the idea of ruining expectations.
  • Inhale the good sh*t, exhale the bullsh*t.
  • Judge me when you are perfect.
  • Life is too short to live the same day twice.
  • Minding my own business and focused on improving my own life.
  • My red flags are better than yours.
  • Never give anyone the opportunity to waste your time twice.
  • No bluffs, just the real stuff!
  • Not here for your entertainment. I’m here for my own fun.
  • Once you let motherf*ckers slide, they start to think they can ice-skate.
  • Peace of mind is a beautiful gift. We can give it to ourselves just by expecting nothing from anyone.
  • People get upset when you don't let them use you.
  • Some disconnections are actually blessings.
  • The less you care, the more they care.
  • They say actions speak louder than words, but words still hurt.
  • Train your mind to be stronger than your feelings.
  • Underestimate me so that I can embarrass you.
  • When you anticipate my wits are hitting a dead end, start saying your prayers!
  • Who has a good heart, has to have a bad ass.
  • You want me because I’m one of a kind.
  • You’ll know when I’m done.
  • Your mind is a weapon; keep it open.

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