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Funny and Cute Instagram Captions for Selfies

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Cute and funny captions for Instagram selfies.

Cute and funny captions for Instagram selfies.

Funny Captions for Instagram Selfies

Feel free to use these cute Instagram captions for pictures of yourself. You can also use them on other social media selfies. Funny selfies with funny captions bring more attention to your photos. Write these short texts under your selfies or embed these quotes in your pictures.

  • If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, maybe it really is a duck. Either accept it for what it is or let it go.
  • My demons hide in my loudness. So if you don’t want the evil to come out, don’t shut me down in a very sarcastic manner.
  • You know that feeling when the really cute girl walks by in the mall, and your smile, try to be smooth, and take a drink of tea, and run the straw up your nose?
  • Who washed and waxed their truck in this lovely 32-degree weather? Yes, that's right! Me!
  • You cannot control whom your heart falls in love with, but it’s funny because you can decide whom to date.
  • Do I really look like a guy who spent the past hour trying to get the right lighting for this selfie? Of course not!
  • I hate captions that don't belong to my selfie.
  • For every action, I have a clever reserve caption.
  • Why you don't consider my clever attitude in my serious photos.
  • You are a serious rock star, but you need much more effort to start my rock.
  • If you ever ignore my attitude, I will not pick up your luggage again.
  • Girls like my smiley face because I clean my teeth thrice a day.
  • Dogs and cats are not allowed in my private pictures.
  • I love Instagram because it allows me to maintain a record of my every meal.
  • You can tell how much someone likes you by the number of times they show up in your selfies.
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Cute Instagram Captions

  • Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.
  • There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone's heart can have the perfect intention.
  • You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
  • Stop being a zombie. Find something that you're excited about in your life; otherwise, you're just walking dead.
  • I put my best foot forward, then my worst foot after that, then my best foot again.
  • Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful people foolishly question themselves despite how amazing they truly are.
  • Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful; consider yourself blessed.
  • Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
  • People won't always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn't mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
  • Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
  • Make sure to savor all your special moments, step outside of yourself, and bask in your own presence, while it's still present.
  • You and I are cupcakes of an everlasting honeymoon party.

Serious Captions for Instagram Selfies

  • Change begins once you start to alter your thought process. So before you decide to do anything, you should first ask yourself: How will this be beneficial to me in a positive way?
  • Don't allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.
  • The best advice I can give anyone who is trying to make positive changes in their life is to let go of the past and let go of the anger.
  • It's not always about getting it right; sometimes it's just about your effort.
  • Keep telling yourself good isn't good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve greatness.
  • When the universe is pushing us towards the right, why must we insist on going left?
  • Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
  • If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
  • Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don't want to be in your life.
  • Always learn to stand on your own two feet or you will crawl forever.
  • Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
  • The obstacle is the way.

Sassy Selfie Captions

  • When you think you might be cute but somebody takes a picture of you, and you realize you're trash.
  • I swear I hate pathological liars if you're going to try to tell me a story at least do it once in a while not every day.
  • All I really want is for this phone to be charged. That's what I want for Christmas.
  • Do you ever wake up from a long nap and have no idea what the hell is going on?
  • The struggle of being ugly is when you almost go blind because you get eyelash glue in your eye every day.
  • My cat acts more insane than my ex-boyfriend.
  • Do you ever look at a really old selfie and you're confused to why you actually thought it was okay to post?
  • I know it's weird but my cat is like really upset with me in this selfie, and I don't want him to become a stranger.
  • Everybody has such pretty eyes, and I'm over here like worst feature.
  • The worst player of professional sports is still pretty good compared to others. I mean, the same concept applies.
  • I keep trying to take good pictures but end up failing miserably.
  • Honestly, I think food is the light to my life on the Instagram.
  • Well, I knew it was coming. I'm sick; now I need tons of tissues and food.
  • I want to be red so that I can dye my hair red and just be a human flame, that way I'll always be hot.
  • I think whoever I date has to be as weird as me or it's just not going to work.
  • I've had like 50 dreams about school, and none were good.
  • I literally feel so annoying, but it's probably because I am.
  • Apparently, I'm the rudest person on the whole planet?

Clever Instagram Captions for Selfies

  • It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
  • People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don't have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
  • There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.
  • For those who believe money will make them happy: We will never truly be happy, with or without it.
  • Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  • Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  • Sure we can help one another along the way, but the only person who has the power to change your life is you.
  • When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.
  • Don't you sometimes wish you could just scream for a timeout in life? Sadly, that is not an option; life will continue to move forward even if you don't.
  • The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn't know a thing.
  • Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun.
  • Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming.
  • Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
  • Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.

© 2014 Quotes Lover


Niaa on January 16, 2019:

love it

Crystal on April 15, 2018:

This is really cool, i needed to hear this

Frank on February 19, 2017:

These are crazy captions, you just made my day.

anastasia on November 02, 2015:

Hey love to go onto my instagram captions and also i love do more slefies and posting communitys and all around my friends and u take photos when your out somewhere like any places u love to go to and love too go to parties hanging out with friends and working and go somewhere on Christmas day and boxing day just love to go on the beach and have a big christmas feast and doing sight seeing and going on the ferry rides and go walking on the beaches anywhere u like to and especially doing all of the fun games too and im glad that i got my family with me and i do all the family things and going too the Christmas carols by candlelight and posting all that photos on instagrame,facebook,twitter and anything

Jack on September 01, 2015:

These are the best clever ideas for IG captions but I need more because I already used these captions on all my selfies

Gracie on November 21, 2014:

They are all cute