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Funny and Cute Instagram Captions for Selfies

Updated on February 17, 2017
Cute captions for Instagram selfies of guys and girls
Cute captions for Instagram selfies of guys and girls

Cute Instagram Captions for Couples

Feel free to use these cute Instagram captions for pictures of yourself on your Facebook or Tumblr account. Funny selfies with captions bring more attention to your photos. Write these short texts under your selfies or embed these quotes on your pictures with an online caption generator.

  1. Sometimes a relationship fails because you spend all of your time expecting him to treat you like a princess and you forget to treat him like a prince.
  2. Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.
  3. There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone's heart can have the perfect intention.
  4. You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
  5. Stop being a zombie. Find something that you're excited about in your life; otherwise you're just walking dead.
  6. Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
  7. When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.
  8. Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day! However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful; consider yourself blessed!
  9. Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
  10. The same way some of you fellas are drooling over the next girl, don't forget there’s a line of dudes drooling over your girl.
  11. Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
  12. People won't always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn't mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
  13. Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
  14. Make sure to savor all your special moments, step outside of yourself, and bask in your own presence, while it's still present.
  15. You and me are cupcakes of an everlasting honeymoon party.

Cute Quotes for Instagram Pictures Captions

  • Change begins once you start to alter your thought process. So before you decide to do anything, you should first ask yourself: How will this be beneficial to me in a positive way?
  • Don't allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.
  • The best advice I can give anyone who is trying to make positive changes in his or her life is to let go of the past and let go of the anger.
  • It's not always about getting it right; sometimes it's just about your effort.
  • Keep telling yourself good isn't good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.
  • When the universe is pushing us towards the right, why must we insist on going left?
  • When you have a third eye showing you all the things you don't even want to see, you'll never have to worry about keeping your eyes open.
  • Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
  • The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
  • If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
  • Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don't want to be in your life.
  • Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.
  • Facebook doesn't kill relationships, it's the people cheating and getting caught on Facebook.
  • Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

Crazy Selfie with Friend’s Caption

  1. How does one direction look like completely different people in one year and it takes us like 3 years to make progress?
  2. Facebook gives us notifications for the dumbest things.
  3. I wish there was a block button for fake friends in real life.
  4. When you think you might be cute but somebody takes a picture of you and you realize you're trash.
  5. When your friends get mad at you but don't want to ask you about it first! Guess I'll just play blue’s clues and find out for myself that I didn't do anything.
  6. If you try to get with another girls boyfriend that's the dumbest thing you can do because if he leaves her for you, you better expect the same thing to happen to you later on.
  7. I swear I hate pathological liars, if you're going to try to tell me a story at least does it once in a while not every day.
  8. All I really want is for this phone to be charged. That's what I want for Christmas.
  9. Do you ever wake up from a long nap and have no idea what the hell is going on?
  10. The struggle of being ugly is when you almost go blind because you get eyelash glue in your eye every day.
  11. My cat acts more insane than my ex boyfriend.
  12. It seems like no matter how hard I try my cuteness, it just won't ever get down.
  13. Do you ever look at a really old selfie and you're confused to why you actually thought it was okay to post?
  14. I know it's weird but my cat is like really upset with me in this selfie and I don't want him to become a stranger.
  15. Everybody has such pretty eyes and I'm over here like worst feature
  16. I feel bad for people that come from different countries only to spend their time in Jackson
  17. The worst player of professional sports is still pretty good compared to others. I mean, same concept applies.
  18. I keep trying to take good pictures but end up failing miserably.
  19. I hate people like I can't even really talk about it, but I hate people, can I please just sleep for the rest of my life like today is NOT my day?
  20. I just wish I could find somebody that wasn't a douche bag and I could actually like.
  21. Honestly I think food is the light to my life on the Instagram.
  22. My dress is so cute how do I not have a date?
  23. I just saw your snapchat story and I'm freaking out, it's so cute!
  24. Well I knew it was coming. I'm sick, now I need tons of tissues and food.
  25. I want to be red so that I can dye my hair red and just be a human flame, that way I'll always be hot.
  26. I think whoever I date has to be as weird as me or it's just not going to work.
  27. It’s weird when you can make as many indirect as possible on Twitter but zero on Facebook.
  28. I've had like 50 dreams about school and none were good.
  29. I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the drag me down video.
  30. I literally feel so annoying but it's probably because I am.
  31. Apparently I'm the rudest person on the whole planet?

I would like to hire someone to hand me a chocolate every time I correctly answer a finance problem. I feel an immense amount of satisfaction every time I hit "Grade it now" and everything has a green checkmark next to it, however, it feels like something is missing. I think if someone gave me thumbs up and handed me a chocolate it would really enhance the experience and keep me going.

Funny Captions for Instagram Selfies

  1. What happens behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors. Stop letting Facebook know everything.
  2. Stupidity is finding some cute girl's profile and thinking of becoming her friend before suddenly realizing that she is already in your friends list
  3. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, maybe it really is a duck. Either accept it for what it is or let it go.
  4. My demons hide in my loudness. So if you don’t want the evil to come out, don’t shut me down in a very sarcastic manner.
  5. You know that feeling when the really cute girl walks by in the mall and you smile, try to be smooth and take a drink of tea, and run the straw up your nose?
  6. Who washed and waxed their truck in this lovely 32-degree weather. Yes, that's right! Me!
  7. Everybody talks about Fox News having beautiful girls like it's a bad thing.
  8. You cannot control whom your heart falls in love with, but it’s funny because you can decide whom to date.
  9. I hate captions that don't belong to my selfie.
  10. For every action I have a reserve clever caption.
  11. There will be no boyfriend left on the Instagram if I start posting my selfies twice a day.
  12. Why you don't consider my clever attitude in my serious photos.
  13. You are a serious rock star, but you need much more efforts to start my rock.
  14. If you ever ignore my attitude, I will not pick up your luggage again.
  15. Girls like my smiley face because I clean my teeth thrice a day.
  16. Dogs and cats are not allowed in my private pictures.
  17. I love Instagram because it allow me to maintain a record of my every meal.

it's funny the same people who talk crap and sub tweet about you are the same people who won't delete you from snapchat or un-follow your Instagram because they still want to know who you're seeing and how you're doing.

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Clever Instagram Captions for Selfies

  1. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
  2. People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don't have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
  3. There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.
  4. For those who believe money will make them happy: We will never truly be happy, with or without it.
  5. Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  6. Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  7. Sure we can help one another along the way, but the ONLY person who has the power to change your life is YOU.
  8. When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.
  9. Don't you sometimes wish you could just scream for a timeout in life? Sadly, that is not an option; life will continue to move forward even if you don't.
  10. The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn't know a thing.
  11. Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
  12. Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming.
  13. Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
  14. Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.

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      Frank 8 months ago

      These are crazy captions, you just made my day.

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      anastasia 23 months ago

      Hey love to go onto my instagram captions and also i love do more slefies and posting communitys and all around my friends and u take photos when your out somewhere like any places u love to go to and love too go to parties hanging out with friends and working and go somewhere on Christmas day and boxing day just love to go on the beach and have a big christmas feast and doing sight seeing and going on the ferry rides and go walking on the beaches anywhere u like to and especially doing all of the fun games too and im glad that i got my family with me and i do all the family things and going too the Christmas carols by candlelight and posting all that photos on instagrame,facebook,twitter and anything

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      Jack 2 years ago

      These are the best clever ideas for IG captions but I need more because I already used these captions on all my selfies

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      Gracie 2 years ago

      They are all cute