100+ Funny Instagram Captions for Couples

Updated on July 16, 2019
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Funny Instagram Captions for Couples
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Instagram couples, I know exactly why you’re here!

You’re here to snatch some caption ideas for your photos and selfies, am I right? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Here, you won’t just find ordinary captions and slogans. We have here a collection of funny, witty, cute, and silly Instagram captions for couples!

Go on, there’s no one stopping you from poking some fun in love and romance. Use the various taglines of hilarity here as you please to make love affairs more fun!

Hilarious Taglines for Couple Selfies

  • There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
  • I love you even when I’m hungry.
  • Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
  • I love you more than pizza.
  • I need you more than I need air.
  • Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
  • You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
  • Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
  • Keep calm and give me a kiss.
  • Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
  • How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
  • If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
  • We’re both willing to risk the cooties.
  • Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
  • You make me smile so much that my face cramps up.
  • I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
  • Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.
  • We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
  • The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
  • The first time I texted her, she didn’t reply because she fainted.
  • We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
  • Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
  • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
  • Fight, make out, repeat. Okay, let’s just skip the “fight” part.
  • We took the chance on one another and it paid off big time!
  • You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.
  • Awww...this one followed me home. Can I keep him/her?
  • It all started with Netflix and Chill.
  • Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
  • I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.
  • What in the world were you looking for when you found me?!
  • I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

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Witty Instagram Captions for Romantic Partners

  • I’m thirsty, not for water, but for you.
  • Paradise found.
  • We’re definitely two of a kind!
  • The excellent blend of love and madness!
  • Big spoon and little spoon.
  • Screw flirting! I’m going to win you over with my awkwardness.
  • Don’t you think that “Husband and Wife” has a nice ring to it?
  • The perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight too.
  • I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
  • Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks...to the fridge.
  • You can have my heart. And my ass.
  • Pretty glad we both swiped right.
  • My heart always go boom whenever you’re in the room.
  • You’re my favorite notification.
  • With you, everything’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
  • I open my heart to you. Just make sure that you sew it back up.
  • The only time I stop talking is when I’m kissing you.
  • You’re always on my mind. I think this is what being single-minded means.
  • Something tells me that this is finally going to last forever.
  • Out of all the fish in the sea, I caught you. How extremely lucky is that?!
  • Forget the butterflies! Whenever I’m with you, I feel a whole zoological garden.
  • He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his surname.
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
  • Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.
  • Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
  • I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.
  • Our love is that romantic comedy that you’ve always wanted to hate but is too damn cute to hate!
  • You know when to listen and when to tell me I’m an idiot.
  • We always have fun together. Coincidence? I think not!
  • My heart throbs in delight whenever I see you. Well, at least I hope it’s my heart.

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Fun and Cute Inscriptions to Use on Couple Pictures

  • I love you a latte!
  • We go along like salt and pepper.
  • We go along like peanut butter and jelly.
  • We go along like eggs and bacon.
  • You’re my lifehack.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  • You’re the frosting on my cake.
  • You’re my sugar rush!
  • You’re my favorite flavor.
  • You are the apple to my pie.
  • Are you looking for a cute Instagram couple? Well, here we are!
  • Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
  • You’re better than chocolate.
  • My favorite place is inside your hug.
  • You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
  • We look at each other like how we look at chocolate cake.
  • You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
  • My heart stops when you look at me.
  • You make my heart go doki-doki!
  • Sometimes, I just wonder and think about how you manage to look cute all the time.
  • Here’s my favorite person to text, 143 times a day!
  • All I want to do is taco about you.
  • You melt my heart like an ice lolly on a sweltering summer day.
  • You’re the reason I smile whenever I look at my phone.
  • Love is sharing your popcorn.
  • You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
  • You’re the person I will tease forever.
  • He calls me beautiful like it’s my actual name.
  • She calls me handsome like it’s my actual name.
  • I still fall for you every day. And twice on Sunday!
  • Sugar and spice, that’s us.

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Amusing and Silly Instagram Captions for Couples

  • You can keep your clothes in my closet.
  • Starting today, I’ll be keeping my clothes in your closet.
  • Am I staring at you too much? Sorry, I just can’t help it.
  • Like rain, I fell for you.
  • I love you so much that I’ll even cook for you.
  • Since you have my heart, please keep it safe.
  • We’re best friends, right?
  • Sorry, I can’t keep calm because I’m totally crazy for you.
  • Falling in love with you was the best fall I ever had in my life.
  • We’re our own kind of awkward.
  • This one’s mine! Touch and you’re a goner!
  • We’re never going to be apart. We’re going to stick like super glue.
  • We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.
  • They said we wouldn’t work, but we did.
  • I love it when I catch you staring at me.
  • Our favorite hobby? Flirting with one another.
  • For you, I’ll bring out the good champagne.
  • Let’s prove to everyone that “forever” does exists.
  • You’re the person I want to spend every irritating moment with.
  • You’re all my heart ever talks about.
  • The two of us will build all places higher. Yeah, even hell.
  • It’s actually quite difficult being perfect...like us.
  • I love this goofball!
  • Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember: “Oh, I also put up with you, so we’re even.”
  • We weirdos gotta stick together!
  • Sorry ladies, he’s mine.
  • Sorry gents, she’s mine.
  • Might as well face it, we’re both addicted to love!
  • I plan on bugging you every day for the foreseeable future.

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