How to Hit on a Stormtrooper: Star Wars Pick Up Lines
It is no secret that I've got a thing for Imperial stormtroopers. I just can't help myself around a man in uniform, is all.
Given this particular weaknesses, I have decided to prepare myself for the fateful day that I meat my stormtrooper in white, shiny armor. With pickup lines. Star Wars pickup lines, to be specific.
Folks all about the internet have come up with some incredibly creative zingers, I've come up with a few myself, and I've also heard some great lines out in the wild as well. For your convenience, I've put the best of the best pick up lines together in one centralized place. Never again will you find yourself tongue tied when you run into that uber sexy twi'lek or jedi.
May the Force be with you, if you know what I mean.
From Guys to Girls/Guys
If you're a dude, here are some fun ones to play with:
- Say, why don't we head to me bedroom and see what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?*
- I may look like an Ewok, baby, but I'm all Wookie where it counts.
- I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.
- I must still be a moisture farmer... 'cuz I'm getting you wet.*
- Nice buns, Princess! On your head... I mean.
- Alright, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!*
- Wanna see what levitation is really good for?
- Size matters not (said in a Yoda voice)
- I'd like to see the insides of your tauntaun.*
- Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill you or I'm beginning to like you.
- I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
- (Leering) There will be no escape for the princess this time.
- Are you an angel?**
*Is more likely to elicit a slap than a smirk.
**Will definitely elicit a slap- or full out sucker punch, from true Star Wars fans.
BONUS: Group Challenge!
The ever-awesome Kangaroo_Jase suggested this one, to be adopted by a group:
Red 7 standing by, Red 3 standing by, Red 11 standing by' and with one of the 'leaders' saying, 'Ok stay in tight formation, the vents tonight, may be ray shielded.
What About You
What would you do if someone served you one of these lines?
Not Gender Specific
These can be delivered by men to women, men to men, women to women, women to men, or Those Of Indeterminate Gender to Those of Indeterminate Gender.
- [sidling up to your sexy victim] ... The Force is strong with this one.
- Going somewhere, Solo? .... Want company?
- You're a wonderful girl/guy. Either I'm going to kill you or I'm beginning to like you.
- Nice stormtrooper armor. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
- I'm here to collect the bounty... ON DAT ASS!
- I'm not such a bad pilot myself... in bed.
- Date me, or do not date me. There is no 'just friends'.
- Looks like you've got your blaster set to stun... because you're stunning!
- I could get you undressed in less than twelve parsecs.
- Great ass, kid! It's one in a million!
- Hey baby, let's go violate the Jedi Code.
- I knew there was more to you than money!
- I am a Jedi master... I can teach you a great many things.
- (Using a Darth Vader voice) I have you now!!
- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [Your Name Here]/man/woman at your side.
- Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?
- Kid, you've been lookin' for love in Alderaan places.
- I sense something; a sexual magnetism I've not felt since...
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing (delivered in Darth Vader tone of voice, natch)
- When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber. (via the awesome jboland)
- Want to travel through Hyperspace to the Outer Rim Territories? (also via the awesome jboland)
- I'm on a diplomatic mission... to snog you.
- I'm fast enough for you, old man.
- [While approaching sexy victim] I sense something... a presence I've not felt since... oh. It's you!
- I have a a bad feeling about this.
- The Force will guide our actions.
- Join me, and we'll rule the galaxy together!
- There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
- Want to create a disturbance in the Force?
- Let's get out of here... it is your destiny.
- What color is your lightsaber?
- Let us become one with the Force.
- Let's say we go to my place and I show you my dark side.
- Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
- .... I know.
BONUS! Slightly dirtier ones!
On one very fortunate Friday night, I had the privilege of being sent the following Star Wars pick up lines from a benevolent stranger on the online dating site OKCupid. In addition to being splendidly novel, they're slightly on the raunchier side. Total win!
- Let me put my lightsaber in your wookie.
- I'd like to Han your Solo.
- You can Boba on my fett all day.
- I want to land on your Calrision.
- I want you to Jab on my Hutt.
- Let me tickle your ewok.
- May my force be inside you.
- I want to penetrate your Death Star.
- Let me fire my proton torpedo.
More Star Wars Pickup Line Fun
- 8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - Dorkly Article
Some of this article's lines come from this post- complete with hilarious image macros. Check it out, yo.
Star Wars Pickup Line RETORTS!
Let's say someone delivers one of the above zingers to you. Well, make sure you're preapred with one of these babies!
- Great kid, don't get cocky.
- Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
- This is not the droid you're looking for. Move along... move along.
- Control, control, you must learn control!
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.
- Hey, point that thing someplace else!
- And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...
- We're doomed.
- Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder! (A classic response, suggested by the splendidly sharp Mentalist acer)
I hope you have fun with these. Feel free to make fun of anyone using them. That's right. Laugh it up, fur ball.