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Huge List of Funny Wifi Network Names

Melanie is a tech YouTuber who loves social media and is an expert on internet culture. She also runs a YouTube channel: The Curious Coder.

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Being a scientist, I chose to name my Wifi network Bill Wi the Science Fi. I pride myself on having a sense of humor, so this was a natural choice for me.

I know I'm not the only one who enjoys a good joke, so I've compiled a list of other funny wifi names for your enjoyment (and in case you're looking for a name for your network.)

Do you have any funny wifi names that aren't included here? Share them in the comments below!

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Star Wars Wifi names

If you're a Star Wars fan, here are just a few names that would make a perfect name for your wireless internet.

  • Jar Jar Linksys
  • This is Not the Wifi You Are Looking For
  • May the Wi-Force Be With You
  • Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
One Ping to Rule Them All

One Ping to Rule Them All

Lord of The Rings Wifi Names

Love Lord of the Rings? So do we! We've compiled a list of some of our best Tolkien-inspired names!

  • Winternet is Coming
  • Lord of the Pings
  • You Shall Not Password
  • One Wifi to Rule Them All
  • Bilbo Laggins
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Game of Thrones Wifi Names

If your neighbors are Game of Thrones fans, we bet they'll get a chuckle out of some of these!

  • LANnisters Always Pay Their Debts
  • House of Black and Wifi
  • The LANnisters Send Their Regards
  • The Ping of the North
  • Comcasterly Rock
  • House LANnister
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Famous People & Historical Figures

As you've noticed, many of our funny wifi names are puns. Historical figures cannot escape this! Enjoy!

  • Theodore Routervelt
  • Franklin Delano Routervelt
  • Alexander Graham Belkin
  • Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Vladimir Computin
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Vladimir Routin
  • Bill Clinternet
  • Winona Router
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • LAN Morrison
  • Linksys Lohan
  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • LAN Halen
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Musical Wifi Names

If you're musically inclined or just appreciate music, here are some puns that will definitely make you laugh!

  • Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  • The LAN Down Under
  • The Wu Tang LAN
  • Cheeses Take the Wheel
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Everyday I’m Buffering
  • Wi-Fight the Feeling
  • I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
  • Panic At The Cisco
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  • Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  • LAN Morrison
  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • LAN Halen
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Super Heroes & Villains

Super heroes and villains alike can be made into a pun that's perfect for a wireless network!

  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  • Go Go Router Rangers
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Adult Wifi Names

Many of these names hint at something NSFW. That said, they're pretty clever!

  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • NSFW
  • Close Your Bathroom Curtains
  • Two Girls One Router
  • Two Girls One CPU
Creep out your neighbors with these!

Creep out your neighbors with these!

Wifi Names to Raise Suspicion

Want to creep out your neighbors or get them to wonder, "wtf?" These will surely do the trick!

  • FBI Surveillance Van 3
  • Password is Gullible
  • Nigerian Prince
  • Password is Password
  • AAAAAAAAAA
  • Unregistered Hypercam 2
  • MothersMaidenName
  • 404 Network Unavailable
  • NSFW
  • The Password is…
  • Searching…
  • Hide Your Wifi
  • FBI Channel 90210

Pop Culture

Pop culture has a place everywhere! Even with your network name!

  • No More Mister Wifi
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi
  • I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  • I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • The LAN of the Free
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • New England Clam Router

Religious Wifi Names

Proclaim your religion or at least jest at it with these names!

  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • No LAN For The Wicked
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  • The Promised LAN

Miscellaneous Wifi Names

Still unsure of what to name your network? Try one of these!

  • It Burns When IP
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • Spread the Wealth
  • Slower than Yo Momma
  • Bandwidth Together
  • I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  • Full Bars
  • Who What When Where WiFi
  • Nacho Wifi
  • I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • The LAN of the Free
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • Huge Tracts of LAN
  • Now You See Me…
  • I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
  • New England Clam Router
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • Wi Fi Fo Fum
  • The Silence of the LANs
  • Tell My Wifi Love Her
  • Keep It On The Download
  • Drop Like It's Hotspot
  • Open Sesame
  • Life on the Line
  • Try Me
  • IP Steady Streams
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Lag Out Loud
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • For Whom the Belkin Tolls

What are you going to name your network? Let us know which name is your favorite in the comments below!

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